[ SECRET POST #2264 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2264 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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04.
[Criminal Minds, Dharma & Greg]


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05.
[Teen Wolf/Colton Haynes]


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06.
[Alex and Emma Watson]


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07.
[Anthony Bourdain and Guy Fieri]


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[World of Warcraft]


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[Kuroko no Basket]


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[Les Miserables]


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[Psycho Pass]


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[Journey Into Mystery]


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15. [SPOILERS for Buffy]



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16. [SPOILERS for Spartacus]
[WARNING for rape]



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17. [WARNING for child abuse]
http://oi46.tinypic.com/25akho2.jpg
[Kuroshitsuji; linked for (obvious) child abuse, animated]


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18. [WARNING for incest]

[Revolution]


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19. [WARNING for rape/abuse]

[Assassin's Creed 3]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #323.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

09. http://i.imgur.com/1fWJr65.jpg
[Kuroko no Basket]

[(Anonymous)]

No science needed. Women can impregnate fictional men as much as they want.

[(Anonymous)]

And we do! Often! With glee!

[lunabee34]

And mirth even. LOL

[(Anonymous)]

Wait what? Why do you need science for impregnating fictional characters?

[visp]

Say wha?

[(Anonymous)]

Do you want women to nonfictionally impregnate male fictional characters? Because you can fictionally impregnate them all you want.

Am I the only one who gets the joke?

[feotakahari]

It's basically saying "I have mpreg fantasies about this character." It's not a sincere wish to impregnate him, any more than "I welcome our new insect overlords" is a sincere belief that insects are taking over. Are people on FS just unused to this style of humor?

Re: Am I the only one who gets the joke?

[(Anonymous)]

I think they're also kind of joking. It's all just a big goof. Just a good ol' goof.

Re: Am I the only one who gets the joke?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm bored with mpreg fantasies about characters. Deliberately misinterpreting the secret is much more entertaining.

Re: Am I the only one who gets the joke?

[sugar_spun]

I read that as "I welcome our new incest overlords".

Re: Am I the only one who gets the joke?

[(Anonymous)]

THat would make for an interesting reality...

Re: Am I the only one who gets the joke?

[(Anonymous)]

Didn't we already have plenty of incest overlords in the past already though?

Re: Am I the only one who gets the joke?

[elephantinegrace]

Reading this after having just commented on the Watsons' secret, I lol'ed.

Re: Am I the only one who gets the joke?

[(Anonymous)]

FS style humor includes taking things like this literally on purpose.

Re: Am I the only one who gets the joke?

[(Anonymous)]

yep. also the part where sarcasm over the internet is hard.

[suzumori]

Heh... Or you could get sea horses, name the male after the character you want to impregnate, and let the magic happen. Or you can write it.

[(Anonymous)]

This is stupid.

[(Anonymous)]

The day women can get men pregnant is the day that men should get a say in abortion rights. And not a minute before.

[(Anonymous)]

Not that I disagree, but this is pretty random.

[diet_poison]

Just shoehorning it in I guess lol

[cloud_riven]

Thank you for trying.

[(Anonymous)]

Kagami would never allow that. You should choose someone different or risk heartbreak tbh.

[(Anonymous)]

Why can't we just leave or reproduction process alone. It seems to work pretty well as it is.

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe it's the whole, y'know, physics of it. How are you supposed to launch a female egg into a dude? I don't understand the appeal.