[ SECRET POST #2267 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2267 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 3 - trolls ].
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Comments

[whizzy]

Blasphemy!

There's a reason some sports cars aren't even available in automatic.

[insanenoodlyguy]

Yeah, they are shitty obsolete cars.

[whizzy]

Troll harder.

Okay

[insanenoodlyguy]

[(Anonymous)]

Because some people aren't comfortable with the genitalia they have and feel that having manual control of the gears in a fast car compensates for this.

[(Anonymous)]

And there I thought that driving stick would magically grant me a penis. Thanks for shattering my dreams.

[whizzy]

It worked for me! (And how. Six speeds, total control, and you wouldn't believe the vibrations it puts out at 7000RPM.)

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, don't be silly. Everyone knows women can't drive!

[whizzy]

MY CAR IS MY PENIS, or so I've been told.

[sootyowl]

*randomly butts in on penis comment*

Is that magnificent mustachioed bastard in your icon Agent A, From Eroica With Love?

[whizzy]

It is! Or rather, it is Agent A's diabolical alter-ego Der Spike, cigarette thief and hoarder of Nescafe. (Long story.)

[sootyowl]

Oh my, haha. Sounds very interesting!

(I swear I had an image of Klaus on a Nescafe package, but I can't find it ;>;)

[(Anonymous)]

According to some liberals, my guns are my penis...

[fingalsanteater]

I've been told I drive an automatic like a person with a huge dick (I have a vagina), so maybe those overcompensating for small dicks/lack of dicks just need to drive more awesomely.