[ SECRET POST #2267 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2267 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 072 secrets from Secret Submission Post #324.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 3 - trolls ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[kaijinscendre]

There is a difference between finding someone attractive and squeeing over them. A very big difference.

[(Anonymous)]

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with being enthusiastic about something? What's wrong with talking to a bunch of other fangirls about how you find the same guy hot?

I'm seriously tired of people acting so put out by enthusiastic fangirls on the internet. Yeah, whatever. You think you're so much better because of your cool stoicism. I get it.

[insanenoodlyguy]

We have ears in considerably less pain.

[(Anonymous)]

Wow! I didn't know you were capable of hearing people over the internet!

[insanenoodlyguy]

It's a psychosomatic synesthesic isophonia. I see the word and I hear it in it's horrible shrillness.

[(Anonymous)]

I like you.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't.

(Just. You know. For balance.)

[(Anonymous)]

Except tumblr is, for the most part, visual. If you're watching videos of people squeeing, that's on you.

[kaijinscendre]

Good: I find this actor really hot/attractive.
Bad: I WANT TO TOUCH HIS BUTT! LOOKATHIM! OMG!! MY OVARIES!!

Good: I totally fantasize about this actor.
Bad: I WANT TO FUCK HIM SO BAD! LOOK YOU CAN SEE HIS BONER IN THIS PICTURE!

Good: *reblogs picture of actor*
Bad: *writes self insert sex fics about author and doesn't have the decency to at least tag them*

[(Anonymous)]

I WANT TO FUCK HIM SO BAD! LOOK YOU CAN SEE HIS BONER IN THIS PICTURE!

Yeah, okay, this one is kind of creepy, but the use of capslock and multiple exclamation points on tumblr is part of its culture of being comedically overdramatic, like I said before. I really don't understand why people like you feel the need to be condescending toward fangirls who are just having fun. If it bothers you that much, then follow people who don't "squee" and blacklist the things you don't want to see. It's really that easy.

[anonymouslyyours]

I'm sorry but being good sounds really boring. I don't act like this or enjoy acting like this in real life or even in fan spaces a majority of the time but sometimes tumblr is fun because it's so ridiculous and hyperbolic and out of control. If everyone on my feed started reacting to things normally I would stop following them. So if squeeing about how I want to snort Doritos powder off of someone's ass is not okay then this kid is not alright.

Though I'll give you the tagging. That shit is not okay.

[(Anonymous)]

No, I am better than you because I am capable of behaving like an adult rather than a five-year-old screaming in the toy aisle. You're not being enthusiastic. You're being fucking obnoxious.

[(Anonymous)]

Man, I had no idea talking about something in capslock and using multiple exclamation points on the internet was the equivalent of screaming in a toy aisle. The more you know!

[sagelazarus]

!!!!!

[dazzledfirestar]

And yet, I know five year olds that know being a jerk to someone is wrong and you shouldn't do it. I'd rather get a little over enthusiastic than be an asshole.

Enthusiasm doesn't mean I'm not adult. Being a dick means you're not mature enough to know better.