[ SECRET POST #246 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #246 ⌋

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Notes:

Have some more random bite links! Devilbats. ♥

Secrets Left to Post: 09 pages, 219 secrets from Secret Submission Post #036.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, [ 1 ] not!secrets, 0 not!fandom.
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Sunday, September 9th, 2007.
Current Secret Submission Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[ovendoor.livejournal.com]

DFGHSJGDFHG *FALLS OVER LAUGHING*

Oh lord i love you already ;_; ♥ Welcome to the family ¦D

[ririkit.livejournal.com]

I came home one day and my roommate, who has recently signed up for this was proofing a chapter.

The ensuing conversation went something like this.

DO YOU WANT TO USE MY KANJI DICTIONARY?

ARE YOU SURE?

BUT MY KANJI DICTINARY IS AWESOMER THAN YOURS. ;_______________;

And then she didn't use it. Bitch.

[hezul.livejournal.com]

BITCH YOURSELF, WHORE :(

[ririkit.livejournal.com]

EVEN THOUGH I GENERALLY APPROVE OF KODANSHA DICTIONARIES AS THEY ARE VERY NICE DICTIONARIES AND I OWN SEVERAL MYSELF, MY MYOPPI IS COOLER THAN YOUR KODANSHA AND YOU KNOW IT. :(

[hezul.livejournal.com]

IF I CAN'T FIND IT IN MY KODANSHA, I'LL TRY YOUR MYOPPI, BUT UNTIL THEN, I AIN'T GONNA FIX WHAT AIN'T BROKEN.

[ririkit.livejournal.com]

I BET MY MYOPPI CAN FIND IT FASTER. :(

[hezul.livejournal.com]

IF I REMEMBER RIGHT FROM THE LAST TIME I BORROWED YOUR DICTIONARY, THEY FILE THINGS THE EXACT SAME WAY.

SO NO, IT PROBABLY WOULDN'T.

[ririkit.livejournal.com]

MY DICTIONARY HAS ABOUT UM... I FORGET BUT IT HAS A LOT OF DIFFERENT WAYS TO FILE THINGS. LIKE YOU CAN LOOK IT UP BY RADICAL OR READING OR MEANING OR THAT FILING SYSTEM THAT WE ALMOST ALWAYS END UP USING BECAUSE WE'RE LAZY WHORES, UNLESS I ALREADY KNOW THE RADICAL BECAUSE THEN THAT WAY IS TOTALLY FASTER.

BUT MY DICTIONARY IS BIGGER THAN YOUR DICTIONARY, SO THERE. >(

[hezul.livejournal.com]

...mine has radial and on-kun indexes too? XD I just don't use them because I am, as previously stated, a lazy whore.

COMPENSATING FOR SOMETHING ARE WE

[ririkit.livejournal.com]

I bet mine has more of them. I don't know because I've never bothered to look at your dictionary because mine is really fucking awesome.

YOU DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE EITHER. >(

[ririkit.livejournal.com]

AND WHO WOULD WANT ONE, ANYWAY?

[ririkit.livejournal.com]

OKAY, I MIGHT, BUT I WOULDN'T WANT IT ON ME. >(

[hezul.livejournal.com]

lol

[ovendoor.livejournal.com]

FUCK NO.
HIT HER WITH A SPADE. DO IT.

[ririkit.livejournal.com]

MY DICTIONARY WOULD HURT MORE. IT'S LIKE A BRICK. TRUST ME, THE THING IS AWESOME.

[hezul.livejournal.com]

NO SPADES PLZ D:

[ririkit.livejournal.com]

WE DON'T OWN ANY SPADES, I THINK YOU'RE SAFE. :(

HOWEVER,I MIGHT BE CONVINCED TO BUY SOME. MORE AT 10.

[hezul.livejournal.com]

IF I WON'T LET YOU HAVE THAT BLOWTORCH, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET YOU HAVE SPADES?

MOMMY'S WORD IS LAW IN THIS HOUSE, YOUNG LADY.

[ririkit.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW, WE WERE AT BED, BATH, AND BEYOND THE OTHER DAY AND I SAW BLOWTORCHES THERE AND THEY WERE ONLY ABOUT $20 AND THEY CAME WITH RAMEKINS. RAMEKINS. AND THEN DADDY SAID NO EVEN THOUGH I LIKE CREME BRULEE AND IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY.

I THINK WE NEED A HAMMER MORE, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I'M ALLOWED TO USE ONE. :(

[hezul.livejournal.com]

I CAN MAYBE TRUST YOU WITH A HAMMER. BUT ONLY IF YOU NEVER TAKE IT INTO OUR ROOM AND ESPECIALLY NOT INTO THE TOP BUNK.

THAT GAMEBOY NEARLY KILLED ME AND I WILL NEVER LET YOU FORGET IT.

[ririkit.livejournal.com]

I WAS PLAYING IT AT THE TIME.

AND THEN I JUST KIND OF SORT OF MAYBE FELL ASLEEP. :(

[hezul.livejournal.com]

MY POINT EXACTLY.