[ SECRET POST #248 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #248 ⌋

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 06 pages, 143 secrets from Secret Submission Post #036.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, [ 1 2 3 ] not!secrets, 0 not!fandom, [ 1 2 3 ] personal attacks, [ 1 ] attempt at parody, [ 1 ] repeat.
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Tuesday, September 11th, 2007.
Current Secret Submission Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[moebot.livejournal.com]

I think we need to start making gays carry identification cards with their sexual status and histories on it, so when I go out to bars to meet some chicks, I know who is a real lesbian and who is faking.

If you haven't eaten out at least 3 vaginas, you are not gay enough for me. Sorry.

[ew-younerd.livejournal.com]

LOL sounds like a plan, seriously. Then I won't have all of these sneaky fake!lesbian ninjas stealing my heart and running off with it.

In a society where men's worth is proportionately based on how well they can provide, it's easy for many of them to transit into a homosexual experience if they can just get past the entire "Oh god I'm a fag meaning I'm not a REAL MAN DD:::: I HAVE TO BE INTIMATE WITH ANOTHER MAN THAT DOESNT INVOLVE ME SLAPPING THEIR ASS IN THE LOCKER ROOM AGGHH", but so much of what a woman is depends on her ability to have a family, so much of what we see as girls happens to be about us being taken care of, and it's usually never by a woman (never mind that the first person who usually takes care of us in our lives is a woman).

So society gets so confizzled at a woman who doesn't need a man, or is with another woman who isn't acting 'like a man', or something, and tries to confuse her. And then there is the whole sexual dichotomy thing. Bisexuals are fake and lying. Or confused. Straights are normal. Gays are gay and that's that. A straight girl can have a girl crush on another girl, or 'hero worship/admiration', however a lesbian can never form a close friendship with a man and perhaps feel the same for him. Neither can a gay man for a girl.

ALSO let's totally not forget that homosexuality is about sex. Not about love or emotions or feelings. It's all about how many cocks you take or refuse. I will DOUBT a heterosexual girl REALLY crushed on that guy in the tenth grade because she didn't suck his cock. So I doubt she was really striaght for him. It was probably just intense admiration and her being confused.

LOL AMIRITE

[moebot.livejournal.com]

I FEEL A BIG RANT COMING ON, but it is OT and I will stop while I'm ahead and just say:

I would like to have sex with your brain, except I don't know if that is a lesbian enough activity and I do not want to be mistaken for a brainsexual. So I will give you a sisterly pat on the buttocks instead!

[sevendials.livejournal.com]

... okay, you have just said everything I wanted to say about this subject, but with much more style and less incoherent rage than I could ever have managed.

I and my one lesbian icon salute you.

[pretentioustfu.livejournal.com]

Word.