[ SECRET POST #2274 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2274 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[fscom]

09. http://i49.tinypic.com/35k1tl3.jpg

[kues]

Haha, oh man. Sorry about losing your bag, OP. But I'd kill to see that reaction.

[ninety6tears]

LOL, I've had sorta similar lines of thinking on a couple occasions when I couldn't find my purse. When I think about it seriously, I'm not sure how likely a thief is gonna be to do anything other than throw the stuff away without looking at it. I'd actually be curious to know just how snoopy people are when they steal stuff.

[intrigueing]

I actually lol'd :D

[(Anonymous)]

How about a reaction of "Woo! Bonus porn for my thieving ways!"?

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I can't believe OP didn't consider that. If her pairing is rare enough, it might have been the real target.

[anonymouslyyours]

[scarletmorning]

Damn, if that'd happen to me, I would never ever leave anything in my car anymore. I have such a horror of being robbed. (I hang very much onto things I value, okay?)

[(Anonymous)]

You never know, you might have pissed them off if they expected the print-outs to be bank statements or something. Which might have been somewhat hilarious to see their reactions to.

[cloud_riven]

This made me laugh because it's kinda adorable.

[scherrymouse]

Damn, I'm sorry about your bag, OP. That must have been kind of shocking/scary. :(

I'm glad to hear that you had all the important stuff saved or on you, and that you can imagine them reading it and be amused by that. And hey, maybe the thieves are fans. ♥

[elephantinegrace]

I really hope the thieves aren't fans of the things you were writing about, because assholes like them don't deserve to read porn (unless it was really, really, really badly-written).

[sootyowl]

Glad you didn't lose anything important OP!

This reminds me of the time I left my notebook behind in class once filled with Yu-Gi-Oh porn. Suffice to say, lots of people read it. Like juniors and seniors... A friend ended up telling me that word was getting around that I wrote some porn and it was hot/disgusting. During the middle of a class (as I had reached high panic) I snatched my notebook back and everyone in the class was all raised eyebrows and smiling/frowning at me. Good thing those people graduated that year.

[(Anonymous)]

Personally I would have just abandoned it and feigned ignorance.

[al28894]

Oh man, now I wish we could see their reactions, OP!

In all likelihood, the fics are all probably thrown away by now, but I just can't help but think that one of them would have kept it for himself for some reason or other...

[(Anonymous)]

I should just write some porny fanfics and stick them in all my bags and coats. It'll make me feel better about things getting stolen.

[(Anonymous)]

For some reason I'm reminded of that Something Positive strip where Jason keeps a decoy wallet with a chain letter in it; "put copies of this in the pockets of your next ten victims and receive great fortune".

[(Anonymous)]

I sometimes wonder if someone was harassing me, if I started talking about graphic slash sex and stuff, it'd freak the person out and they'd leave me alone.
I don't know whether I should ever try this if the opportunity did come.

[suzumori]

Rofl I'm sorry that happened OP. Now I imagine the bulglar really getting hooked and then realizing it's a WIP.

[(Anonymous)]

True justice.

[(Anonymous)]

Lol! Sorry you lost your bag, but that really is hilarious.