[ SECRET POST #2284 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2284 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 015 secrets from Secret Submission Post #326.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - random porn ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[cloud_riven]

It's not like there's a lot of headcanon to challenge :U


If you really wanna fight about it though, everyone is wrong. We're a pub bar thing. Case is the bartender, and the bar is gc. The tables are secret threads. Where evverryyybody knows your naaaAAAAaaame~

[insanenoodlyguy]

Oooh, How drunk am I?

[ill_omened]

White girl wasted.

[insanenoodlyguy]

Niceeee. I'm gonna get laid!

[(Anonymous)]

So non-white people can't get wasted, now?

[(Anonymous)]

-1/10

[chardmonster]

I prefer the term "sorority girl wasted."

Basically way too drunk on booze that does not taste like booze.

[caecilia]

Basically the best kind of drunk!

[making_excuses]

Oh we call that fourteen-year-old-drunk* in Norway, obviously it flows a lot better in Norwegian...

*Pre-teen drunk is probably a better translation

[chardmonster]

That's... kind of disturbing but also awesome.

[chardmonster]

He likes girl drinks so this actually makes sense.

The day he discovered Smirnoff Ice was hilarious.

IT'S SPRITE THAT GETS YOU DRUNK WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE

[insanenoodlyguy]

The best goddamn day.

Re: IT'S SPRITE THAT GETS YOU DRUNK WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE

[chardmonster]

Seriously, that is what he said.

Also sex on the beaches.

Meanwhile I go to NICE BARS in NEW ORLEANS and drink BOURBON ON THE ROCKS with a CIGAR

I am so the top.

[cloud_riven]

Surprisingly sober, because you responsibly drive a bunch of folk after hours to an undisclosed location where you present entertainment in your van. And that's when you break out the moonshine.

Disclaimer:the ride is one way. Everyone has to make their own way back.

[republicanism]

this does explain why i am usually drunk here

if you need me i will be at the jukebox requesting "ignition remix" 10 times in a row

[cloud_riven]

Sometimes dethtoll gets mad at you because he has a mix tape he wants to play for everyone on his his boom box. You pay him absolutely no mind :)

as i crush a shot glass with my bare hands

[republicanism]

IGNITION REMIX BY R. KELLY
OR SILENCE

Re: as i crush a shot glass with my bare hands

[cloud_riven]

I hope you realise I am now going to ship with the first person that ever comes to mind who would rush over to pick out the glass shards in your hand and bandage it up :|a

Re: as i crush a shot glass with my bare hands

[republicanism]

stellaaaaa

[forgottenjester]

I'm someone's designated driver but I lost them in the crowed a while ago.

[making_excuses]

I will never forgive you for that Jester! Seriously, I had to walk all the way back home! I had to fight rats the size of elephants, and I ruined my favourite shoes...

[forgottenjester]

Why did you even leave the bar? I'm still here! Aagsvfjshdfbskjdfsnil...

Fine. I'll make you cookies to make up for it. We even?

[making_excuses]

Seriously?

When we said we should meet up at 3AM, it is 3 fucking AM not, later... I thought you had forgotten, and gone home with that half naked man you where dancing with..

Ohh cookies<3 You are forgiven!

[forgottenjester]

You forget that I'm in a different time zone!

I wasn't dancing with a naked man! That was a corpse! He fell on me! There was a murder. Don't you remember? Damn, how wasted were you?

Oh good. <3 Glad that's taken care of.

[making_excuses]

Damn time zones!

Seriously? But why was his cock in your mouth then? I am a Viking I am never sober! So pretty damn wasted... Did I kill anyone or fuck a sheep? I hate when that happens...