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⌈ Secret Post #2285 ⌋

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[NCIS]

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[Kirk Cameron]

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[Lindsay Lohan, Sean Penn, Sean Bean]

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[MCU/Marvel movies - NOT the comics]

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10. [SPOILERS for Spartacus War of the Damned]

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11. [SPOILERS for Dangan Ronpa]

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12. [SPOILERS for The Walking Dead]

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13. [SPOILERS for House MD]

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14. [WARNING for rape]

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[the beatles]

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04. http://i.imgur.com/rixOqJH.jpg
[Kirk Cameron]

LMFAO i love that picture

i always wonder what the 'oh god plz take me nao' chick in the doorway's story is......

I think his daughter.

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(Anonymous) - 2013-04-06 00:03 (UTC) - Expand

quantumreality - 2013-04-06 01:04 (UTC) - Expand

You get Subway and chocolate cake for being a douchesaddle? Why has no one told me this? I've wasted so much time being nice.

And you get to keep them all to yourself!

I was playing Pretend You're Xyzzy, and one of the game plays was to "What spices up any party?" was "A subway sandwich" and in the chat I said "Not if you're Kirk Cameron!"

I see everyone who likes him attended his birthday party

What the heck is this pic? Story pls?

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/cutline/story-behind-kirk-cameron-sad-birthday-photo-212734689.html

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(Anonymous) - 2013-04-06 00:04 (UTC) - Expand

Most of the time I can at least get the gist of what is going on in a secret.

This one? Nah.

What's happening here? Will context ruin it??

googled Kirk Cameron subway

gobbledigook - 2013-04-06 01:35 (UTC) - Expand

It's Kirk Cameron. Apparently, it's his birthday party...consisting of four people, including himself, assuming the camera's not on a timer, and the gal in the door counts, even though she looks like she's rather escape.

Yeah. He's a total fucking douchebag. Can't say I'm sad to see him Forever-Alone-ing it here.

So who is this guy? why is he a douchebag? deets, guys.

Kirk Cameron, former teen idol turned religious freak.

One of the douchebaggy things he's done is during the run of Growing Pains was get an actress with a recurring role fired because she had posed for Playboy. He told the producers that he would quit the show if she wasn't fired. He was the breakout star so out the door she went, never to be seen again.

And he's only gotten worse since then.

Hee! The woman standing behind the boxes always gets me.

Yametoo

I don't understand - what makes it creepy? Creepy as in creepypasta, or... creepy in some other context I'm not getting?

Kirk Cameron.

Kirk Cameron is what makes it creepy.

He IS a douchesaddle, though. Every time he pops up on the news spouting more hysterical religious wackadoo nonsense, I can't believe he still has a career of any kind.

(Anonymous) - 2013-04-06 08:19 (UTC) - Expand

That's what all normal, thinking people should feel when they see that picture, OP

Kirk Cameron is a piece of shit who called being gay destructive and unnatural, defending Todd Akin's "legitimate rape" comment, said the liberal media "drug out to the public square" and crucified him for his stance on homosexuality, and criticized any article that called him out on the horrible shit he's said as "hate speech." And he believes the shape of a banana disproves evolution, so lol.

He can fuck right off and deserves not even a moment of your sympathy for choking down a footlong by himself on his birthday.

I would've attended and bought something better than subway just so it could've been a decent picture, even if he's a bad person. Everybody deserves at least a decent birthday.

this shouldn't be a secret. there's a whole post on ontd dedicated to expressing the same sentiment