[ SECRET POST #2288 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2288 ⌋

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Comments

TMI Day!

[(Anonymous)]

I spent the weekend working retail (running around the store and climbing up and down step-ladders) with what turned out to be a hemorrhoid. Thing looked like a testicle hanging from my anus. Rest and some cream have made the swelling go down a bit, but I'm still calling it an assticle because it hurts and the only way I know how to deal with shitty things is to make fun of them.

What's your TMI tidbit of the day?

Re: TMI Day!

[shinyhappypanic]

can't really beat that, but I did have to go through the school day with the worst pit stains I've ever had in my life. we have to wear button-ups as part of uniform, and it really looked like I had somehow splashed water underneath my armits on both sides. I had to walk around the whole day with my arms glued to my sides. shit sucked.

Re: TMI Day!

[(Anonymous)]

I was reminded this morning of much much I love the sensation of come sliding down my asshole.

Re: TMI Day!

[chardmonster]

I am incredibly horny and get no relief.

Fuck distance.

Re: TMI Day!

[(Anonymous)]

Assticle made me LOL so hard.

The reason I so rarely masturbate: By the time I think of it, I'm already in my bed and way too damn tired. It's the boring kind of TMI, sorry.

Re: TMI Day!

[(Anonymous)]

I thought I was starting my period because I was cramping a little and it felt... like some secretions were coming out of my vagina. With my job I can't just get off the phone whenever I want, so I had to wait a long time to finally run down to the convenience store and buy tampons. Turns out I was only ovulating. I knew my calendar was right and there was no way I could be menstruating two weeks early!

Re: TMI Day!

[al28894]

Does stepping on a rusty nail in the garden and not feeling the pain until I saw the blood inside the house count?

Re: TMI Day!

[(Anonymous)]

Ouch! If you haven't had a tetanus shot in the last decade, you might want to get one!

Re: TMI Day!

[al28894]

Already did on the same day. I didn't even realize I was bleeding until I saw my footprints on the living room floor!