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Oh my god you know a german word let me bow to your superior intellect

Edited 2013-04-12 00:01 (UTC)

why are you always so butthurt, chardster?

shouldn't you be happy, knowing everything about everything, from the green lantern to leafblowers?
rest assured, i'm thick as a brick C:

To answer your question, it's My attempts at anal.

I keep telling you that is a tube of wasabi paste, not lube.

that made me loll, ngl C:
espec the 'My' with the capital M

& you know i'm just bitter & jelly because you guys /know everything/

Is she saving herself for her true love or are you just - hopefully - trying not to breed?

The anal doesn't work (i'm too big, naturally I've got a well endowed cock ladies like), I just said that. So obviously, we have conventional sex instead.

Wasn't thinking about it before but now, I gotta have twice as many babies as you do. Or at least 3 if you go for none.

Gotta keep the philosophies going, after all.

If there is a scale from 0-butthurt I'd put someone who follows me around making nonsense comments pretty close to the right side

i'm not following you around, chardster, you're everywhere on f!s
in every thred, knowing everything, telling everyone how to behave

and you're right, i'm butthurt & i can not lie
not about the factual stuff, because that's just impressive (and i can't be arsed to look up whether most of it legit or not)

i just don't get why you're always such a dick to people :C
like a bleeding drill instructor 'react like this; react like that; you're a wuss; get over it!'

could you give it a rest & be a bit kind for a change, maybe?

did you share this on tumblr tho

oh, do give it a rest

no, i'm not on tumblr, i'm not anywhere at the moment apart from anon, although i like to keep up with general fandom stuff through f!s

i still don't get why you're always such a dick, though
would it kill you to have a little empathy? it's a secret community after all; telling people they're silly here is like shooting fish in a barrel

Then why is it so offensive to tell people they're silly?

You seem incredibly touchy.

i am, ngl

touchy, that is

and why?
probably because i used to be a besserwisser too, and alienated so many people when i just thought i was ~~~educating them & giving 'tough love'

so, classic projecting like an imax, maybe? C:

You keep talking about how you pushed people away by being a smartass but then you phrase things in the most pretentious way you can think of and then use that incredibly ingratiating smiley

I don't think you are very good at this not being a besserwisser thing, Anon.

you're probably right, chardster
and i truly mean it

/sameanon

you've legit made me realise what a stubborn little shit i am, chard
i've always detested my therapist because she - like you - ~~knew it all & treated me like shit, i thought

but maybe, just maybe, i'm the one in the wrong both here & there

maybe you need a new therapist then. It doesn't sound like you mesh with the one at all.

Edit: As anonymouslyyours said below, being a dick isn't always so bad. You can have fun with it! Obviously there's people in this very conversation that do!

Thing is... you honestly don't sound like you are happy with yourself at all. And might be projecting a little... But this isn't about what you think of us, it's what you think of you. And you don't sound very happy with you at all. Which is very detrimental to fun no matter how much of a dick you are or aren't.

Just keep in mind an epiphany isn't meant to get you down about yourself, it's to help you realize a solution or a deeper meaning. That can certainly apply to your own self-introspection. So if you can, try not to mope about this too long, rather, use it!

Edited 2013-04-12 05:03 (UTC)

Are you seriously telling chard she should react to things by not telling people how to react to things?

i know :C
this evening's been educational

i just had an epiphany: i'm a dick

Here have another epiphany: in the right context dicks can be amazingly fun! :DDD

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