[ SECRET POST #2298 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2298 ⌋

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Comments

Crack theories

[(Anonymous)]

What are some cracky fan theories and headcanons that you absolutely love and totally believe even though you know they're too unserious or crazy to be mentioned in canon?

Re: Crack theories

[ginainthekingsroad]

Ned the Piemaker is cortexiphan kid. IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE, YOU GUYS.

Re: Crack theories

[kallanda_lee]

I like this!

Re: Crack theories

[morieris]

The idea of Ed, Edd, and Eddy taking place in Purgatory.

Re: Crack theories

[badass_tiger]

Same! Love that theory so much. And the one about Courage the Cowardly Dog being about Hell. Those are the theories that make me excited about childhood cartoons again.

Re: Crack theories

[(Anonymous)]

Rinoa = Ultimecia

Re: Crack theories

[ariakas]

Isn't this canon? Or at least openly hinted at in canon?

Re: Crack theories

[dethtoll]

I said this the last time this topic came up and I'll say it again: Blade Runner, Alien, Predator and Avatar are all in the same universe, if not necessarily the same time (like Predator and the AvP movies take place before Blade Runner takes place before Avatar takes place before Alien.)

If the Avatar thing doesn't make sense, watch the Director's Cut. It'll fall into place then.

Re: Crack theories

[(Anonymous)]

Aeryn Sun and John Crichton know exactly who they are ... when they are with SG-1. Which pretty much obliterates the Vala-at-Mitchell's-house episode. Which is the only reason the theory sucks. Otherwise IT COULD WORK YOU GUYS.

Re: Crack theories

[lunabee34]

Yes, please. I would read the hell out of that.

Re: Crack theories

[intrigueing]

Al's Toy Barn is a subsidiary of Buy & Large. (I can't remember if this is compatible with canon or not).

Re: Crack theories

[(Anonymous)]

Ooh, I've never heard that one before, but it totally works!

Re: Crack theories

[kaijinscendre]

My Doom/Star Trek/Chronicles of Riddick Karl Urban fan theory.

Re: Crack theories

[bombay]

The "heart" of Innocence from D.Gray-man is actually Kingdom Hearts.

I WILL LOVE THIS CROSSOVER UNTIL I DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

Re: Crack theories

[ariakas]

Ghost is Gaz. FOREVER.

Even though it doesn't matter for shit because Ghost is dead too

Re: Crack theories

[(Anonymous)]

Mary Poppins & Jeeves (from P.G. Wodehouse) are both behind-the-scenes auditors of reality. Kinda like 'The Adjustment Bureau'.

Re: Crack theories

[othellia]

Simon and River Tam are Neal Caffrey's future descendants. The Tam family made its fortune through his criminal exploits.

Re: Crack theories

[cbrachyrhynchos]

Grissom and Hodges, on the couch, thinking up creative ways to kill all the other people in the unit.

Various companions pocketing the sonic screwdriver for a night to work out their frustrations.

Re: Crack theories

[blunderbuss]

Sephiroth is totally Vincent's son, not Hojo's.

Re: Crack theories

[ariakas]

...I thought this was hinted at in canon too.

Re: Crack theories

[al28894]

North Italy is good in piano, though not as good as Austria. Also, he likes to freestyle his playing a bit and mixes music pieces together to form piano mashups, like playing Flandre's UN Owen and Eminem's Without Me together.

Austria wondered where did he go wrong.

Re: Crack theories

[(Anonymous)]

Ms. Frizzle and Mary Poppins are Time Lords.

Re: Crack theories

[justthedriver]

Gil-Galad is the King of the Wildings in Game of Thrones.

No, don't ask me why. I don't even know if the Wildings have a King. I just believe in this.

Inspired by the Anthony Starke secret...Mag7 headcanons.

[(Anonymous)]

Ezra doesn't know his 'real' name. His conman Mom changed it throughout his childhood to whatever suited the grift of the hour. He picked Ezra and stubbornly refused to change it because it means 'help'. (Ez not being his real name might be from an ep, I can't remember, but this is SO REAL in my headcanon)

Also JD is not just young, he's REALLY young. You see those patchy whiskers? In my headcanon he's not a day older than 16 in he first episode.

Re: Crack theories

[zserb]

In a different world, Ronon Dex would be an architect. Period.
Juliette's Zodiac-sign from Grimm is Cancer, Monica Geller's from Friends is Virgo.
That giant from Sherlock? Totally was a Siegbarste (Ogre) from Grimm.
Det. Danny Williams and Turk Malloy are cousins.
Methos had killed a kid he'd raised.
Jim Kirk is a direct descendant of Anthony DiNozzo.

Oh, I'm so much out of my shape...