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⌈ Secret Post #2303 ⌋

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What did you dream about last night? Or the last dream you remember?

I woke up this morning from a dream about having sex with a midget. It involved blow jobs with a tiny penis and a giant clear dildo. There were also baseball hats worn throughout. And for some reason the bedroom had no doors, which was inconvenient.

Most of the dreams I remember involve me running from dinosaurs.

I was at a summer camp somewhere. It was really big and sunny and I had no responsibilities and there was a bunch of people and we were doing all kind of things, and there was nothing chasing me or trying to hunt me down, which is really rare in my dreams. It was good.

I just quit my job which required me to wake up really early in the morning and switched to a new job which starts in the afternoon. But I'm still getting used to not waking up in the morning. So last night I kept waking up every half an hour after having dreams that I was late for work. Finally I was so exhausted that I overslept... and missed class. >_

Last night, I dreamt I got Resident Evil 6 for super cheap, played it, beat it, loved it.

I don't own the game in real life and have never been particularly interested in getting it...

Last night I dreamed that I was with my grandfather as he was dying, and he smiled at me and told me he loved me no matter what, right before passing away. I woke up crying.

I dreamt I was at work and my boyfriend came by and somehow obtained a vest (my job has different colored vests for the employees depending on their general purpose, and he'd snagged a vendor's vest, who are usually in charge of the displays and whatnot), and it was near the end of my shift (at like 1 or something, which was odd because none of my set shifts end at 1) and we were horsing around and being crazy, and one of my supervisors got mad and I told him it was okay because we were leaving anyway. But then there was a bunch of broken bulbs, so glass was everywhere and I had to stay and help clean it up, and suddenly it was 10:80 at night (yes, the clock said 10:80 - I think this has to do with our timecards indicating our accumulated hours as "30.5" rather than "30 hours and 30 minutes") and we were getting ready to all go home.

The shitty thing is that I had a morning shift this morning, so I'd taken a nap after, and this was the dream I had. Fuck you, brain, for making me think of work when I'm not at work >:(

My favorite dream story might be one my mom had, which involved characters from Star Trek Next Gen. While having this dream (not after she woke up), she specifically noted that the dream was taking place in the first season because Riker had no beard.

I had an incredibly disturbing dream where I was shot in the head and died right in front of my parents. I remember thinking "holy fuck I'm dead" and was kind of half in and out of my body and looking straight at my fathers eyes and seeing the complete shock and devastation as he reached out to feel for the pulse at my neck.

It was the by far the most disturbing dream I have ever had and I had a hell of a time getting back to sleep.

Last night I dreamed that frogs either had a base of operations on the moon or were about to go to the moon to establish a base of operations. They were explaining to me how they would get in little clear plastic capsules and get fired out of an air cannon to get there. Also, they thought that the moon was just like Earth only smaller, that it had the same continents and oceans and everything. Apparently frogs are bad at geography and science.

After that, I got shipwrecked with a friend and a ton of strangers and we drank bottled water and drew dicks in the sand instead of trying to get ourselves rescued.

lmao nothing's better than drawing dicks in the sand

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