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⌈ Secret Post #2306 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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06. http://i.imgur.com/oVNCgcT.png
[kind of porny, illustrated, Hetalia]

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[Pokemon]

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09. [SPOILERS for Kingdom Hearts]

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10. [SPOILERS for Spartacus]
http://i.imgur.com/OtBhrXi.png
[gore? kind of, i think, live-action]

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11. [SPOILERS for Game of Thrones]

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12. [WARNING for rape]

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13. [WARNING for child abuse]

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14. [WARNING for loli/shota]

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If you want to watch a supernatural show where nothing bad ever happens to strong female protagonists I hope you enjoy your Magic School Bus because that's all you can handle, nice friendly children's television.

I want to watch a supernatural show/book/movie where the bad things that happen to strong female protagonists aren't the same damn thing all the time, usually centered around them being female somehow. People just...aim at the vagina and work something out from there. I mean, just waterboard her or something, cut off an arm, maybe, just stop with the rape and demon pregnancies already.

Have you seen this?: http://www.homeonthestrange.com/view.php?ID=4

I have, indeed! Great comic.

People just...aim at the vagina and work something out from there.

Terrible joke set-up aside, this seems to explain how the below comic panel ever happened (although it's technically not a... typical bad thing to happen):

Geez, though, I'm realizing how hard it is to think of any straight-up supernatural story that fits the criteria you wrote (assuming supernatural here = ghosts, werewolves, zombies, vampires, etc., where there's some horror aspect to it). Even when it's not blatant, there's so often subtext... Now wishing even more for that alternate-dimension version of Shaun of the Dead that follows his friend Yvonne through her zombie slog.

I felt like I'd seen this comic panel somewhere before and blocked the memory for my own good, and it turns out I had and now I resent you for the reminder.

Now that I think about it, zombie stuff is one type of supernatural media where the bad things that happen to women are less likely to be sexual, since zombies have no sex drive, so, there's that, at least. Milla Jovovich has done, what, thirty-seven Resident Evil movies without vagina-related escapades.

And now I suddenly want a gritty remake of the Magic School Bus where all of the kids are in college and they all happen to take a course that goes on a field-trip-gone-wrong.

That would be amazing.