[ SECRET POST #2312 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2312 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Don't baguettes get a tiny bit soggy after a while?

Or am I imagining it all wrong?

[fingalsanteater]

Oh sure, one end gets soggy. So, then I just turn it around and use the other end.

[(Anonymous)]

Ohhhhh why didn't I think of that.

my local supermarket sells baguettes on special for $2 at the end of the day. Maybe they shoudl look into advertising them as emergency toys.

FUN FOR ALL BUDGETS.

[(Anonymous)]

Okay one more question (same poster as the one above)

Doesn't it get scratchy? or do you get like the uber soft dinner rolls

hey there are half-baked ones in store so you can bake them 'fresh' for dinner. do you think a warm roll would feel good?

[fingalsanteater]

I'm sure a warm roll would feel very good.

It is a little scratchy using a baguette as a dildo, but I also have a deep itch that only a long, thick... hunk of bread can scratch.

This conversation is making me think of this article: http://www.theonion.com/articles/ive-been-having-some-pretty-fuckedup-bread-thought,32180/

[visp]

But what about the crumbs?

[fingalsanteater]

The crumbs are the only downside. I'm scooping out soggy bread from my vagina for thirty minutes afterward- which is a different kind of fun, admittedly.

[visp]

Disgusting, but I LOL'd. Gives a whole different meaning to "yeast infection."

[fingalsanteater]

Ha, yeah. I decided to forgo "yeast infection" jokes and stick to graphic ridiculousness. :D