[ SECRET POST #2315 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2315 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 081 secrets from Secret Submission Post #331.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

You are wrong.

In addition, you are adopted.

[(Anonymous)]

This could go one of two ways. I could play along and say, HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? Or I can just go ahead and say what I'm really thinking: How long did it take for you to come up with that gem, you witty commenter, you?

[(Anonymous)]

I've been working on that one for nigh on eighty years, fortunately I was also working on a time machine during that time too otherwise it would have been a wasted life.

P.S. be nicer to Somalia, they own everything now since the Beliebers collapsed Western Civilization, including the mechanical rape-gorillas they use to enforce their vengeful will upon us.

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[forgottenjester]

I actually am adopted.

I'm sorry. I ruin jokes.

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[(Anonymous)]

What you didn't know was that you were adopted twice, one time you were sent back as defective.

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[forgottenjester]

It's because of my genetics, isn't it? Hey, I promised I wouldn't pass those on.

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[(Anonymous)]

Okay, I got nouthin' so you win. For that I'd offer to have your babies, but apparently that is out.

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[forgottenjester]

I can adopt your babies.

Yeeeessssssss, I'm a winnerrrrrrr

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[(Anonymous)]

You haven't seen my babies yet!

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[forgottenjester]

I have because I can see the future. It's true because I just made it up.

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[(Anonymous)]

Can you tell what the next line in the joke is?

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[forgottenjester]

That I'm a joke?

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[(Anonymous)]

Close, but one of my babies was so bad that he had to be adopted twice...

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[forgottenjester]

Are you saying I adopted myself?

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[(Anonymous)]

Funny old world, isn't it.

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[forgottenjester]

Touché. You win. Today.

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[(Anonymous)]

It was a pleasure joking around with you. Why can't we have more threads like this?

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[forgottenjester]

Please, the pleasure is all mine.

Because it is off topic. Now I believe we must end it before we freeze the thread. If you would like more conversations like this I believe they can be done after the General Comments section on page two. Good day, anon. *tips imaginary hat*

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[(Anonymous)]

omfg this entire thread <3