Someone wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets 2013-05-24 10:48 am (UTC)

Re: Dice rolls make the best games!

OOH OOH I have a #2 story.

Back in the days of 3.5, I was in a game that started at level 1. We all made our characters, and we got contracted by the king to go do something. Well, our wizard was messing around, and he said "LET'S SIGN THE CONTRACT IN BLOOD!"

The DM had him roll to hit to poke his finger with a needle. He critical hit and did 4 damage total to himself.

This particular wizard also only had 4 hit points.

So he stabbed his finger and then passed out and we had to drag him to the infirmary because my cleric only had one healing spell for the entire day and she wasn't going to waste it on him.

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