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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2013-05-20 06:46 pm

[ SECRET POST #2330 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2330 ⌋

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Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 068 secrets from Secret Submission Post #333.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Re: Dice rolls make the best games!

[personal profile] maverickz3r0 2013-05-21 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
There are two types of excellent and hilarious tabletop gaming stories.

1) When someone tries something completely ridiculous and succeeds in the luckiest, most epic way possible.
2) When someone tries to do something, anything, and fails in a completely unexpected, out of left field, 'HELP. THE DICE ARE TRYING TO KILL ME,' way.

That is definitely the latter, and also hilarious.

Re: Dice rolls make the best games!

(Anonymous) 2013-05-24 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
OOH OOH I have a #2 story.

Back in the days of 3.5, I was in a game that started at level 1. We all made our characters, and we got contracted by the king to go do something. Well, our wizard was messing around, and he said "LET'S SIGN THE CONTRACT IN BLOOD!"

The DM had him roll to hit to poke his finger with a needle. He critical hit and did 4 damage total to himself.

This particular wizard also only had 4 hit points.

So he stabbed his finger and then passed out and we had to drag him to the infirmary because my cleric only had one healing spell for the entire day and she wasn't going to waste it on him.