[ SECRET POST #2336 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2336 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Attack on Titan

[ariakas]

Sure it looks cool as hell, and I like that they are (somewhat?) subverting the obligatory childhood friend turned love interested tsun/yandere/imoutocon character by having her be much tougher and a much better fighter than the Blandly Generic Protagonist, but THESE PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID IT BURNS.

I counted for a few episodes, and close to 80% of their casualties are due to being grabbed while flitting around on their cables, OH GOD PEOPLE GO FOR THE HANDS FIRST. THE SOLUTION IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. Yes, it is very difficult to close in on the neck of the enemy when their reach is longer than your body several times over, SO CUT OFF THEIR HANDS. One thing you learn in fencing is how much easier it is to hit someone's extremities than their core, which is why epee fighters who only need a touch anywhere on the body go for the feet or HANDS, but since the giants are unarmed, it wouldn't even be like going for the hands it would be like GOING FOR THE TIP OF THE GODDAMNED SWORD, WHICH IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO HIT. Yes, they regenerate in seconds, but those are CRUCIAL SECONDS DURING WHICH THEY CAN'T EAT YOU, SO YOU CAN GET TO THE BACK OF THEIR NECKS.

OOOOOOHHHH GOOOD WHY ARE THEY SO MIND-NUMBINGLY STUPID?!

DIG A FUCKING WHOLE IN THE GROUND.

I'm also so over the whole eye-quivering/torso jerking while shouting/bursting into tears every three seconds anime pastiche that I can't believe I ever liked it.

THAT SAID, IT'S BETTER THAN ALL THE ANIME I'VE WATCHED IN YEARS (barring Madoka) OH GOD WWWWHHHHYYYY.