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⌈ Secret Post #2337 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 062 secrets from Secret Submission Post #334.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 4 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Re: What You Know About Shows Through Fandom Osmosis

[(Anonymous)]

Game of Thrones:

A lot of people want the throne. Winter came? Everyone hates Jon Snow. There's a naked girl with a dragon and white hair a lot of people like, Cersei drinks wine a lot, Joffrey is a bastard, Sansa cries but is the best but also doesn't care and also does and might be marrying someone also holds prayer circles, there are more dragons, and there's a "wall".

The only thing I'm actually interested in knowing more about is the little girl that looks like a little boy and runs through forests and may be at the wall with other little kids. I don't know. I think the girl who plays this girl is a really good dancer.

Oh, and there's a lot of rape, nudity, a gay romance where both of the guys die (but not before having a sex scene that's gifed a lot??), and a lot of torture and when Iwan Rheon(?) was cast everyone predicted "Rhamsay" would be shipped because Iwan is the pretty boy from Misfits.

A girl named Margeary(?) takes a bite out of a fruit and has Joffrey whipped, but Joffrey is supposed to die? There's an old lady, and I think Cersei is involved in an incestual relationship.

Girls:

Lena Dunham is hated and fat and there's a bunch of white girls that party and do stuff in the city, also Donald Glover is a republican and dates Lena. People don't like the show because it's about privileged girls whining about things, unrelatable, and racist. But people like it because its actually good? This one girl has a fun face and also dances with her middle finger sticking out.

Bomb Girls:

A bunch of ladies are awesome and it's war period. Maybe they make bombs in a factory.

Sherlock:

Sherlock and Watson are getting married, but Sherlock walked off a building and kind of not-died so that seems kind of...impossible right now. Watson cries in front of a computer, Moriarty laughs funny, Irene was a lesbian but fell in love with Sherlock, FUCK YOU MOFFAT.

I know more, like it's based on Sherlock Holmes but not and each episode is 2 hours long with 3 eps in a season. Sherlock is a high functioning sociopath and maybe Watson is a loser?

Doctor Who:

FUCK YOU MOFFAT. Amy Pond was the girl who waited, the Doctor is an alien time lord with a fetish for bowties and fedoras, and Rory dies a lot. David Tennant was Ten and the bestest doctor and it was sad when he had to turn into Matt Smith and also Rose :((:(:(:(:(:(
Martha was shafted, Donna Noble wears a wedding dress and was awesome, and there's a souffle girl???? also don't blink.

I actually know a lot more about this with the time lord tardis, regeneration, evil monsters and flying whale in space, River Song fighting Nazis, and stuff, but I'm not that bored to list it all out...

Skins:

A lot of teenage drama, Naomily, drugs, Dev Patel, and it's really pretty. British, the US version does not exist.

Gravity Falls:

It's really good, funny, on Disney Channel, has pretty animation, and the siblings actually like each other most of the time. The names are Dot and Dipper? Or Mabel and Dipper.

Supernatural:

Wincest, Castiel, and the newest episode/season(?) looks really cool in gifs with a meteor falling to earth I think? or maybe it was Castiel falling to earth? Oh wait, that's the ship name. Uh, Cas? No, maybe the ship name is Destiel??? The brothers are Dean and Sam. Yeah, Destiel then. Sam is whumped a lot, they go to hell?, they are supernatural ghost hunters, and there's a lot of blood and guts and feelings and people get possessed and actually it's really sad but there's really good breaking of the fourth wall and meta but it's SO LONG and it's getting renewed W H Y i can't handle the feels I just love everything so muh-huh-huchhhh (either Dean or Sam is crying weirdly when saying that int he rain? no it was Castiel) Also, Castiel is an angel and he's kind of dumb and thinks cereal is dumb.

The Mortal Instruments:

Gay Twilight. Incest too.

Re: What You Know About Shows Through Fandom Osmosis

[dreemyweird]

Dying after reading your description of Sherlock.