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[ SECRET POST #2339 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2339 ⌋

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Have at it, anons.

Pretty much everything. I had to stop and really police what I read because written porn, if written well, can turn me on seemingly no matter the topic. (Thanks SPN fandom for helping me along with that discovery. :\ )

My taste in porn fic includes underage, incest and non-con. I would never say that to my friends, even though a few of them would probably be cool with it.

*don't ask don't tell*

the first two? i dont seek them out but secretly they dont actually squick me like they should. um.

Julian Assange

(yes, that's a thing)

Judge away.

It's the silver hair and young face, isn't it?

Re: Things that have turned you on that you'll never publicly admit to?

(Anonymous) - 2013-05-30 01:42 (UTC) - Expand

Robert Pattinson's prostate exam scene in Cosmopolis. I posted a secret about it once. I've posted secrets that I might admit to some people, but...no.

Also, I'm a disability (mainly amputee) fetishist. My mom knows, my grandmother knew - but besides that, not a soul, not even my partner or ex-partners. I do not think there's actually anything wrong with that attraction in itself, but so many other "devotees" can be so damn creepy and it irks me. Like they take pics of non-consenting people and so on. I'm just really embarrassed to be lumped in with that, so I shut up about it. I wish I could just say "I dig hot amputee guys" without it being creepy or weird, but I don't think that will ever happen. But man does it turn me on.

One of my second cousins who kept telling everyone that he's straight confided to me about something that happened to him in high school. His guy friend coaxed him into exposing himself and then let this guy suck him off. He told me that he felt aroused but uncomfortable and didn't let his friend finish him off. The problem is, his entire story has made ME aroused and now I feel like a terrible person. Because 1.) it's my second cousin jfc and 2.) this is something he felt very vulnerable about. I wish I could not be sexually aroused by this, I really do. But now all I keep thinking about is how to find a boyfriend who would be into a guy fooling around with him while I watch. I'm so fucked up.

As far as fantasies go, that's actually a pretty common scenario.

Unfortunate that you had to find out via a family member's unhappy experience, but no going back on that now. You can't exactly help it.

Gay for pay.

For some reason, I find it arousing that a straight dude would take a cock up his ass for cash.

I know it's mostly a fantasy, and they're probably bi or whatever - but still, I enjoy the fantasy. I guess there's a sort of power imbalance/dominance aspect to it that I enjoy, where they'd do something often seen as degrading by their peers cause the need the cash.

Um.

Yes please.

Children.

And...we have a winner.

Re: Things that have turned you on that you'll never publicly admit to?

(Anonymous) - 2013-05-30 01:59 (UTC) - Expand

I'm pretty unashamed of my kinks because they are common or lame but this one kink is always embarrassing to describe. You know those super contrived, probably-never-happened-in-real-life-ever scenarios where either:

A and B like each other and villain C forces them to fuck

or

A and B like each other and villain C fucks A and makes B watch?

They just make no fucking sense and I still can't get enough of them. What's worse is that contrived, stupid scenarios like this usually attract bad writers so these fics/fills are usually shit. Doesn't stop me from reading them though. Aaaaaand the well-written ones are usually unfinished. Why is life so hard.

Re: Things that have turned you on that you'll never publicly admit to?

maverickz3r0 - 2013-05-30 02:18 (UTC) - Expand

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(Anonymous) - 2013-05-30 03:24 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Things that have turned you on that you'll never publicly admit to?

maverickz3r0 - 2013-05-31 03:56 (UTC) - Expand

anonymous people on the internet asking incriminating questions

:o

True crime. As in, reading about actual murders, attempted murders, serial killers, etc. I get so turned on reading about Dennis Nilsen's victims and looking at pictures Dahmer took of the people he killed, but I feel horribly guilty every time I think about it. Even crime scene photos do it for me. I'll admit to pretty much every other kink, but nothing else makes me feel this gross.

Re: Things that have turned you on that you'll never publicly admit to?

(Anonymous) - 2013-05-30 08:27 (UTC) - Expand

This one thing I read on a kinkmeme.

Some of those surprise popup ads for XXX SEXY SINGLES!!!! XXX with animated gifs of women showing massive cleavage and making bad cheesecake poses.

Classic art. Renaissance or whatever. I'm not joking. Once I spent an hour googling artwork of St. Sebastian and masturbating to it.

(reply from suspended user)

Re: Things that have turned you on that you'll never publicly admit to?

intrigueing - 2013-05-30 15:13 (UTC) - Expand

BDSM fics. Non-con fics, dubcon fics, gangbang fics, watersport, and as much as i hate it, i've gotten turned on a few times by surprise!bestiality fics (it's more of a squick though and by surprise i mean not warned for in the fic). A/B/O fics (the skeevier the better although I do like ones that invert the trope too). used to be slavery fics, but i'm mostly over those now.

Re: Things that have turned you on that you'll never publicly admit to?

(Anonymous) - 2013-05-30 10:06 (UTC) - Expand

I hate at least one of my friends. She used to be a lot of fun, and I really enjoyed talking to her...but now it's always what *she* wants to do/talk about/etc, and half the time that's about '~omg~ I saved ~SO~ much when I bought...' while dismissing whatever it is I want to talk about.

So yeah. Definitely starting to strongly dislike her at best.

tl;dr: I have a friend who the lyrics "Every day I love you less and less, you're turning into something I detest' fits perfectly for.

Re: Things that have turned you on that you'll never publicly admit to?

chardmonster - 2013-05-30 06:13 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Things that have turned you on that you'll never publicly admit to?

(Anonymous) - 2013-05-30 09:59 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Things that have turned you on that you'll never publicly admit to?

(Anonymous) - 2013-05-30 06:30 (UTC) - Expand

Watersports, anything involving piss really. And some d/s-y gangbangy fantasy things. with me as submissive. granted i wont even admit to thinking redheads are cute so.

Gas masks.

Monster (tentacles or otherwise) porn. Always consensual, though. I like the idea of a character doing something they know would be massively frowned upon but still (secretly?) enjoying and craving it.

This fic: http://www.prydonian.net/viewstory.php?sid=12

I don't know why, because it's actually not as extreme as some fic I've read with similar scenarios, but somehow it gets under my skin and terrifies me and makes me dripping wet at the same time way more intensely than anything I've ever read before.

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