[ SECRET POST #2340 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2340 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[DJ Qualls/Vanessa Lengies]


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[Resident Evil Revelations]


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[Teen Wolf]


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[Alice in Wonderland - Johnny Depp]


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Comments

Weirdest/funniest autocorrect you've had?

[(Anonymous)]

Probably the best I've had was telling someone I was "putting my family in the closet" and when I was on the way to meet a friend at a restaurant I told her to "go ahead and order me a donkey". Also, my phone likes to change both "sick" and "duck" into "dick" on a regular basis.

Anyone have any good ones?

Re: Weirdest/funniest autocorrect you've had?

[(Anonymous)]

I was trying to text one of my family members to tell them I was changing my name to [name] - and it autocorrected my name to a different name! Thank God I caught it before sending the text; that would have been confusing. Especially since my name is a man's name, and the name it "corrected" it to is a woman's name.

Re: Weirdest/funniest autocorrect you've had?

[vethica]

One time I was telling my dad I would be doing something at some time "ish", and my iPod corrected it to "Ishimaru". Ishimaru is a character in Dangan Ronpa. Not really embarrassing, but kind of funny at the time.

Re: Weirdest/funniest autocorrect you've had?

[nan]

I was telling my 12 year old niece that I would "pick you up at school" and my phone decided to say "lick you up at school" instead. :|

Re: Weirdest/funniest autocorrect you've had?

[elaminator]

I've had so many but sadly I can't remember most of them.

A small but amusing one was when autocorrect corrected 'keep typing' to 'keep trying'. My friend had been making jokes and I was leaving my phone for a few. It was kinda awesome.

I'm with you on the 'dick' thing. My phone really likes dick. My last phone corrected 'my' to 'ky' ALL THE DAMN TIME. I remember thinking, "Please get over your obsession with lubricant."

Re: Weirdest/funniest autocorrect you've had?

[(Anonymous)]

My phone doesn't know the word "marshmallows" and keeps trying to spell it "marshmellows." It irks me, so I always end up spelling it "marshgallows," which apparently is a word in my phone's weird alternate reality?

Re: Weirdest/funniest autocorrect you've had?

[(Anonymous)]

Mine are pretty boring.

I was just looking through my phone to see if I had any good ones and came across a text from my mom saying 'r u better' and my response was 'no it's still there.' I have no idea what the 'it' was and it's kind of cracking me up thinking of the possibilities.

Re: Weirdest/funniest autocorrect you've had?

[(Anonymous)]

God yes


Fingers was autocorrected to: dingeses, dinged, dinged (again), finders

While trying to write "slippery fucker" I got: slippery ducker spec ducker fucker closed 4(random kanji here)

and no idea what I meant to write, i was talking about a broken desk, but I got: Monet moms Emmet oAnispanix Oshkosh hofmh hofh itunes (hiragana here) the desk needs repair.

I really should check before I send a msg, my touch typing on a screen is not good

Re: Weirdest/funniest autocorrect you've had?

[elaminator]

slippery ducker

Why is that so damn funny?

Re: Weirdest/funniest autocorrect you've had?

[(Anonymous)]

spellcheck hates it when I swear! But man if it doesn't get creative with ducks

Re: Weirdest/funniest autocorrect you've had?

[retrophysics]

I was talking to someone about Hershey Park, but it ended up autocorrecting to heresy park.

Re: Weirdest/funniest autocorrect you've had?

[(Anonymous)]

my friend tried to answer me 'allrighty' and her phone decided to autocorrect it to 'sprocket'

wat

Re: Weirdest/funniest autocorrect you've had?

[(Anonymous)]

A friend of mine recently had autocorrect change "Animal Crossing" to "Anime Fucking".