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⌈ Secret Post #2341 ⌋

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I really hate the idea of hatereading

But I hatehateread anyway

I'm hatereading Eat, Pray, Love right now

and hateenjoying it

ugh

I'm thinking of hatereading the new Dan Brown. Because Lost Symbol was honestly one of the worst books I've ever read, and I'm almost curious to see if he can descend lower. And also the fact that he's dealing with Dante now seems rife with possibilities for incredibly stupid shit.

I have read a couple of Dan Brown books and I can honestly say I do not remember what happened in them, I think one had a monk and some kind of triangle shaped building in Paris? Possibly in The Louvre?

Yeah that's Da Vinci Code. One of his better books (which isn't saying much).

My little brother is for some reason a really, really big Dan Brown fan, so I've read a lot of his books (usually while on family vacations, after reading all my own books). None of them are really good, but Lost Symbol is seriously in a league of its own.

I have also read Angels and Demons, but again, I have no idea what it was about.

Those are the two only books I have read in my life I can't remember the plot of, I can still read the back of books I read when I was 10 and pretty much remember the plot, but with Dan Brown I am completely blank...

yeah, I did that with Twilight. Though I guess it's not really fair to say I hate it since it's brought me so much enjoyment (albeit not in the way it was intended to)

I can't hate read, I have to be able to get enjoyment out of it, even just riffing on the entire thing.

Reading Twilight was painful, but the movies were hilarious.

How bad is Eat, Pray, Love? I remember when it first came out and I thought, "That is the whitest thing I have ever heard."

Edited 2013-05-31 23:57 (UTC)

It's not as bad as I expected. Certainly very white. I think it's about 2/3 interesting stuff and 1/3 really mind-bogglingly stupid stuff. Basically all of the people in it are interesting except the author, which makes it a but of a lopsided read.

This. I can't hate read. The few times I've tried I put the book down and just...forgot about it for days. : /

I'd rather just hateread by proxy.

I hateread 50 Shades of Gray. Mostly so I could bitch about how bad it was to my Twitter friends.

Worth it.

I recently hateread 'Wicked Appetite' by Janet Evanovich (sp?). Never before have I wanted to throw a book into traffic as much as I did while reading that drivel. 'Oh, I'm a cupcake maker surrounded by hot guys and I'm trying to sell a book but my query sucks and the publishing world sucks. Oh, I'm so boring the reader will forget my name halfway through the book and have to check the back cover. Oh, we have a monkey now that serves no purpose to the plot but will continuously give everyone the middle finger. OMG, I'm so edgey and this book is sooooooo funny because the monkey flipping everyone off is a running gag! Tee hee hee, I'm so cute and the author desperately wishes the dialogue is witty. Oh look, it's possible I've been raped. Better not give any indication of how traumatizing that is/could be. Best have more dialogue that the author wishes is witty. Oh, and since I couldn't convince the hot guy to stop sleeping naked in my bed, I've grown used to it. But it's okay because he's hot.

I hated that book. Hated it like it killed my imaginary puppy.

That sounds like the absolute worst.

Lord, was it. I rarely read chicklit, but this was recommended to me by a friend and I thought, 'why not?' What makes it worse is that the author has apparently written best sellers. People are buying this dreck in large numbers.

One of my friends hateread Fifty Shades of Grey (the whole trilogy) and shared the best worst parts. I enjoyed it immensely.

Hatereading is a waste of time - there are so many good books in the world and life is short. But, I'm hatereading XXXholic. At this point, I think the only thing CLAMP could do that would make me happy is kill off the the main character.

Hatereading comics is no big deal cause it's easy to skim and comics take much less time to read (usually) anyway. So you don't feel like you wasted much of your time, at least no more than you would've wasted by intentionally watching a bad movie.

The only book, and I use the term lightly, I've ever hateread was Martin Walser's Death of a Critic. I read it to make absolutely sure I hated the author every bit as much as he deserved and not an iota less... and got a very strange kind of pleasure from it. I did threw the book against the wall a couple of times though.

I tried The Catcher in the Rye, but made it to page 11.

I've never read the Twilight books, but seeing even one minute of the movies makes me break out in a fit of laughter. In a way, they're the most enjoyable thing I've ever seen.

The last thing I tried to hate read was 50 shades of grey. While it IS so bad it's amusing, I could never keep at it for long. I downloaded all 3, tried reading from the beginning and then random excerpts all over the trilogy. I couldn't last more than a chapter.

I hate-read Jane Eyre at least once a year.

Every year I go in determined to tone down my dislike, or find a new way of approaching it more constructively. Every year I come away still hating the snotty cow and her scumbag husband to a level of incoherence.

It's become a compulsion.

Edited 2013-06-01 02:26 (UTC)

damn, i forgot i never finished jane eyre. i better try again this year, i think.

Oh god, Jane Eyre. I loathe that book and can't get what people see in it.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who hated that book.

I didn't know this was a term but I bought my friend the first three books in this Twilight ripoff series called "The Immortals" because there was a character in it with the exact same first name as him, down to the unusual spelling. So I figured it could be like one of those vanity press books people get their children where the main character is the child reading the book. Anyway, he really enjoyed it on an ironic level (they are pretty ridiculous)

The main character falls in love with some cool vampire dude or something and gets turned into a vampire (or maybe they aren't really vampires and they are just "immortals" or whatever) and now she has to drink a "red drink" to stay alive but they never say what it is? Seriously, it could be blood or it could be cranberry/pomegranate juice.

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