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[ SECRET POST #2341 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2341 ⌋

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[David Mitchell]

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[Carry On]

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[Jay and Silent Bob]

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[Simcity Societies]

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[Game of Thrones]

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[Noel Fielding]

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[Once Upon a Time]

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[Doraemon]

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[Uninhabited Planet SURVIVE]

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12. [SPOILERS for Star Trek: Into Darkness]

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15. [WARNING for pedohpilia]

[Neon Genesis Evangelion]

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I'm in pain, I could barely walk until the magical painkillers starting with N kicked in, I was running hot and cold.

Please, other people. Do you suffer badly from it too? Have you found a way to fix it? I'm thinking about getting my gay ass over to the doc and asking for the 3 year BC implant. They're like $5 and a bunch of paperwork apparently.

When I went on the pill, my cramps disappeared and my skin cleared right up.

ayrt

I used to be on it :( didn't work for me

You might want to find a different pill?

That might be an option :( I'm just so sick of it! I have things to do, I don't have time to lay here in bed :(

Shit is it really that cheap? Is that with or without insurance?

I've never been to a lady doc but damn are my periods painful (and random, so no way to plan around the pain). I would lovelovelove not to have them. Might have to look into this if they're really that cheap. Hard to believe.

I'm in Australia and it's without insurance I believe? My friend who got it (and informed me today of the price) is on the healthcare card+no insurance, but I think even without that card it wouldn't cost much more. I'm going to go bother the local doctor tomorrow (walk in free consults, generally a 2 hour wait though)

Mine hurt and leave me feeling grumpy and somewhat insane.

My partner possibly has endometriosis(sp?) and theirs are ridiculously painful. Advil often does next to nothing, and on occasion they've had to take the Vicodin they have left over from an abscess they had lanced a few years ago. The first day is pretty much, "Can't move, bleeding like a stuck pig." BC isn't even really an option because of hormone imbalances and dysphoria - setting aside not even being able to afford it. Fuck you, American health care system.

Though, if you're able to, I do recommend using BC to control your periods. There is absolutely no reason for any female bodied person to have to go through regular menstruation unless they're trying to get pregnant. (We'd get sterilized if we could, but that's money we just straight up don't have.)

I'm hoping if the doc let's me/agrees to try out the...injection thing, it will work. The pill didn't do much for me and I would forget to take it/stock up on it quite a bit. I'll even take a lessening of the periods, it doesn't have to stop all together! Just make it stop trying to cripple me.

It's not as bad as when I broke my leg+tore tendons, but it comes a very close second and the pain goes for way longer than my leg did because no ambulance with morphine is coming to put me out of my misery D:

Figured I'd ask as well.

I am in the same boat, but painkillers don't really touch it. I'm also really heavy and irregular lately.

Anyway, I was going to go on the pill, but that week got my first ever migraine, and apparently you can't go on the pill if you get migraines, and my doctor offered me no alternatives because "you're not having sexual intercourse, so you don't need to be on birth control".

I am pretty angry. I just want to not be in pain and passing out all the time. Also, I'm 22. Just because I'm not fucking anyone right now doesn't mean I won't decide to just go out and do it.

I want to play Adele songs to my vagina just to let her know I feel her pain and loneliness. I feel like there should be a clinical diagnosis for depression of the ladyparts.

I wouldn't know about the migraine problems, all my migraine-prone friends are boys :( Sounds pretty vague though if it was just the one migraine? I know there's different types of pills because one of my friends has...something with her blood, low pressure or something + a heart murmer so she couldn't go on the one I used but could go on a second type and, well, she's on the 3 year injection thing now and says that's working fine

:s but the being sick and in pain and fainting and argh! I do not like calling sick into work every other month! I wish I could just get them to remove the ovaries and go on hormones for the rest of my life >:[ But they refuse to even discuss that arggh (if I ever want children I'll adopt/foster. This has been my children plan since I was 10 or so)

*glares at lower body parts*

Yeah, I'm going to do some more research. The migraines are a thing now. I get auras (visual distortion) and crazy light sensitivity, and they last for 8+ hours. I had one yesterday, in fact. It lasted from 12.30 lunchtime until 6ish this morning.

I would also like to have everything out. I think most of my family has genes for ovarian cancer anyway, so I'd like to avoid that. I feel the same about adoption and have my whole life!

Idk why people find that hard to understand/believe. I don't have any desire to pass on genetic material, even though I like kids.

I have migraines and they told me to go on the pill to stop my migraines.

Get a new doctor because yours sounds full of shit.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? D:

The pill could fix all the things?

Yep. New doctor time.

Thanks Jester!

No problem. I feel like I should explain a few things. One, my migraines are affected by my hormone levels, so that's why they recommended it. Two, I ended up not taking the pill. Why? Because they explained that in order for it to work I would have to take the pill without the taking a week off to have my period each month. I would just have to skip forward to the next month worth of pills. Therefore, no more periods ever. I wasn't really comfortable with that. However, they said the worst that would happen if I took the pill like a normal person is that I would just be getting my migraines during that period week.

So yeah, you're welcome. Just talk at length with your new doctor about all side effects and you should be fine.

I had excruciatingly painful periods and heavy bleeding too, and my stupid ass doctor refused to do anything about until I finally fainted in the school hallway from blood loss (and hit my head pretty badly on the way down).

The pill made them mild/very manageable. Also cleared up my acne (until I had to go off the pill for a couple of months for medical reasons, then it all came raging back and going back on the pill didn't clear it up a second time - had to choose the nuclear option and take Accutane. Six months of agonizing hell, but your acne is gone forever!).

Ugh, I hear you. I've got endometriosis and it fucking sucks. Luckily(?) for me, I'm currently on painkillers and muscle relaxers for fibro and arthritis, so my periods haven't been as hard to bear for the last few years as they used to be. I had a laparoscopy in 2008, but that didn't really help much and anyway, endo grows back, so any good it did has long been erased. What I'd really love is a complete hysterectomy, but I don't see that happening anytime soon.

I've also been on five variations of the Pill, each of which messed me up in horrible ways. The Patch was the worst 'cause it made me flat-out suicidal in addition to all of the other side effects. I actually ended up switching to a different gyno after that because the one who prescribed it told me to stick it out for another month and see if the suicidal urges went away on their own. Yeah.

What the hell.

I wish there were a way to anonymously tell everyone who might see that doctor just how stupid he/she is.

Are you assuming you're going to want kids in the future? 'Cause honestly, if you're not? Get the parts removed. 100 percent worth it.

Oh, even if I did want kids my PCOS ensures that that it'll never happen naturally, so that's not an issue. Really, I'd cheerfully get the parts removed today if my insurance would cover it. Since it won't, there's not a lot I can do about it.

Meh, that sucks so hard. Mine covered it, but we had to pay like 3000 or something up front, and i *just this year* finished paying off what the insurance *didn't* cover. (And i got that in 2005.)

And, no insurance any more.
*sigh*

Stay strong. Or - immigrate to Canada. :)

I'm on the other end of the issue, heading into menopause (I hope) but artificial birth control messed me up big time when I was younger. Almost everything I tried went really wrong.

Because of my weight, the doctor said I overdosed on the hormones: got migraines that have never completely gone away. After my third child, I got Norplant inserted in my arm. They did it wrong and the straws migrated... somewhere. i had an OB/GYN who was able to locate and remove one but they are invisible on X-ray and it's anyone's guess where they are now.

I've given up on it now. I had my tubes tied after my fourth kid and my husband had a vasectomy. If I'd actually known how annoying the wait for menopause would be or how uncomfortable ovarian cysts are, I might have had a hysterectomy after that last delivery. I hope that you can find a good solution and that medicine has improved since I was in the market for such things. Good luck to you in your search.

The only thing that worked for me in the long run was a hysterectomy. YAY!

*sends you anti-period-uck vibes*

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