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fandomsecrets2013-06-10 06:34 pm
[ SECRET POST #2351 ]
⌈ Secret Post #2350 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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(Anonymous) 2013-06-10 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)"You were easily tricked," Count Olaf said, grinning, and the judge began to cry. "It was child's play, winning this fortune. Now, if all of you will excuse me, my bride and I need to go home for our wedding night."
And this one from the second book, when he is disguised as "Stephano":
Over dinner, Stephano told funny stories and praised Monty's scientific work, and Uncle Monty was so flattered he didn't even think to guess that Stephano was holding a knife under the table, rubbing the blade gently against Violet's knee for the entire meal.
And this line from the ninth book, during the scene where Olaf and his henchmen are discussing which of the Baudelaires is most likely to have survived the events of the last book:
"I myself hope it's Violet," Olaf said. "She's the prettiest."
Keep in mind that she's fourteen. Yeah. Sleazy as hell.
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shut up, brain, why do you want this
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Stop being a dick, brain.
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Time to reread these and feel uncomfortable.