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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2013-06-10 06:34 pm

[ SECRET POST #2351 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2350 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 113 secrets from Secret Submission Post #336.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

(Anonymous) 2013-06-10 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm just going to leave this excerpt from the first book, when Olaf tries to force Violet to marry him:

"You were easily tricked," Count Olaf said, grinning, and the judge began to cry. "It was child's play, winning this fortune. Now, if all of you will excuse me, my bride and I need to go home for our wedding night."

And this one from the second book, when he is disguised as "Stephano":

Over dinner, Stephano told funny stories and praised Monty's scientific work, and Uncle Monty was so flattered he didn't even think to guess that Stephano was holding a knife under the table, rubbing the blade gently against Violet's knee for the entire meal.

And this line from the ninth book, during the scene where Olaf and his henchmen are discussing which of the Baudelaires is most likely to have survived the events of the last book:

"I myself hope it's Violet," Olaf said. "She's the prettiest."

Keep in mind that she's fourteen. Yeah. Sleazy as hell.
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[personal profile] vethica 2013-06-10 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw dude, gross! Clearly I have to reread these books.
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[personal profile] greenvelvetcake 2013-06-10 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Eurgh that is really creepy.

shut up, brain, why do you want this
Edited 2013-06-10 23:53 (UTC)
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[personal profile] tyger66 2013-06-11 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
My brain is telling me the same thing.

Stop being a dick, brain.
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[personal profile] morieris 2013-06-11 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoaaaaaa.

Time to reread these and feel uncomfortable.