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fandomsecrets2007-09-25 12:26 pm
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[ SECRET POST #263 ]
⌈ Secret Post #263 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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Notes:
Really really early because Shahni's net is dying, Liz's off on a cruise, and I have class. Uhhhhhh. Have some emopuppy?
Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 120 secrets from Secret Submission Post #038.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, 0 not!secrets, 0 not!fandom, [ 1 ] repeat, [ 1 ] too big.
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Wednesday, September 26th, 2007.
Current Secret Submission Post: here.
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Snake x Ike - Their love is so headbandy ♥
SSB shipping ftw.
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b. He figured that people would be slashing Ninty-characters with snake no matter WHAT happened (because Snake is just that hot) and figured that he might as wel give them something to focus on because NOW, everyone's going to write porn of Ike and Snake, and not Mario or Snake- Because if that happens, Sakurai will have to explain that to Shigeru Miyamoto. Would you explain why there is slash of his characters to Shigeru Miyamoto and face his nodoubt invincible puppy-dog eyes? I think not.
YOU MADE ME
Mario struggled, but the other man was so much taller than him, proportioned differently. He was from one of those dark games - the kind Nintendo hardly ever made. He could tell by the scent of cigarette smoke in his nostrils. It was so forbidden - what was he doing here?
"I-ya don't get it!" Mario complained, bucking furiously, but was rewarded with another strong arm clamping down over his legs.
"You use them for removing stubborn clogs, plumber," that voice came, again, purring the r's. "Clogs that can't be displaced with a plunger."
"You mean a - " he attempted to struggle again, but this man was too strong - " - a toilet-a jack?"
"That's one name for it," he whispered, and he could feel some of that dark plot, that dark environment, that violent life shiver into his ear. It was so forbidden. "I prefer to think of it as a plumber's snake."
Suddenly, the other man ground hard against him, slow, carnal, sneaky. Mario felt his face flush with arousal. No! He wasn't like this! He wasn't one of those sort of game characters! He'd never been to Vice City! He'd never been to San Andreas! He'd never even been to darkened Hyrule -
"Don't-a tempt me!" he screamed. "Don't go bringin' your M-rating and-a your blood an' suggestive themes!"
But it was too late. The other man's hand moved inside Mario's dungarees, and he writhed with pleasure and shock.
"Let me show you, Mario," he whispered. Mario quickly glanced over his shoulder to see a realistic face. They'd even rendered the rims of his eyes. His stomach churned with excitement. "Let me show you how it's done in worlds where the sky isn't always blue."
Mario was out of protests as Snake's realistic lips began to tug at his ear, as he stroked his hands up and down Mario, as he placed a strong, long, elegant finger into his mouth, probing at his tongue.
The night had just begun.
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To apologise for that, have Dancing Miyamoto (http://i20.tinypic.com/4fu8mf.jpg).
Not much of an apology. I know.
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But it did made me doubt if I want to react by screaming... or bowing. Or both. So hard to choose.
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*Dies*
... *Bookmarks*
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SSB shipping fwt, indeed! ♥ *has so many crack and non-crack ships there*