[ SECRET POST #2355 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2355 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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(Les Miserables, The House of Spirits)


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(The Scarlet Pimpernel)


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[Coupling]


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[Norma Bates from Bates Motel]


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31. [SPOILERS for Naruto]



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32. [SPOILERS for Defiance, Episode 7]



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36. [WARNING for rape]



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39. [WARNING for self harm, suicide]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #336.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I wonder how that guy who is "married" to Twilight and has sexual intercourse with a Twilight plushy will feel about that?

[al28894]

Ugh... thank you for reminding me that.

But then again, now I'm dimly hoping for another rant from him if what iceyred said really did come to pass.

[iceyred]

Hopefully, he'll realize that his delusions are preventing him from enjoying a fulfilling life with normal relationships. Then he will get the help he so desperately needs.

Either that, or he'll find more fodder for his trolling. It could go either way.

[greenvelvetcake]

With any luck, there'll be the best public meltdown the Internet has ever seen.

[(Anonymous)]

bah you kids today and your low standards some schmuck with a pony waifu having a meltdown wouldn't even make it in a top 500 hundred list as far as public internet meltdowns go, that guy has a long way to go before he's even in the same league as crazy people like Chris-chan.

[(Anonymous)]

Chris Chan drama is just way too big and long as drama goes. Twilight dude is like, the small abridged version of crazy fictional character lusting. Good for goldfish like me

[(Anonymous)]

ahh you kids and your hippity hop and your ADDs no commitment to true wank these days.

Though if you want delusional nerds making out with fictional characters, you really can't beat the depths of the various anime fandoms. Marrying body pillows, long rants justifying astral relationships with cartoon 9 year olds, and shrines to their waifu that run in the 4 digit price range. Truly anime fans are the granddaddy of crazy fictional character lusting, you know, before bronies came along and made it all mainstream, it's just not the same any more man the crazy internet people have totally sold out to the man.

[vethica]

You can marry body pillows?

[(Anonymous)]

Darn-tootin you can, or at least in Japan it was quite a few years ago there was a guy who married his body pillow at an actual place that offered to do the ceremony, a few other Japanese crazies have done it as well over the years, and some have done mock ceremonies in other countries with their imported body pillows. The most hilarious one I ever saw was a man who posted on a forum I used to lurk, about his long winded descriptions of the various "dates" he went on with his Asuka body pillow.

[vethica]

Interesting! Clearly I have to keep an eye out. :B

[(Anonymous)]

I've read about a guy in Japan who married a dating sim, had the game programmed to make her say "I do" and all that jazz, the best man held the nintendo on a pillow xD

I've also heard about a man marrying himself (fun wedding night that must've been) and a woman marrying her dog ;_;