[ SECRET POST #2359 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2359 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 066 secrets from Secret Submission Post #336.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

04. http://i.imgur.com/zyK2Hhx.png

[galerian-ash.livejournal.com]

I've never bothered tagging any of my fics for sex, since I figured it was such a generic thing -- i.e. no one would be searching for a tag like that anyway. But yikes, guess I was wrong...

[electromouse]

> Magical Healing Cock

Okay, I'm opening a window to AO3 just to read that (and the bad sex one, because seriously).

[(Anonymous)]

Bread...sex...?

[(Anonymous)]

Les Mis fandom.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh come on, you never read the McShep crack fic where John was wheat and Rodney was rye?

[elaminator]

Yea idk, I can't wrap my brain around it either.

[writerserenyty]

No 'parachute sex' option? ;)

(Pirates of the Caribbean fandom)

[dazzledfirestar]

Well, that's the beauty of AO3, isn't it? If you and a couple friends use a "parachute sex" tag, it'll be added to the list.

[badass_tiger]

Look at all those sub-tags for 'vehicular sex'! Sex on a car, in a car, with a car ... that's amazing.

[feotakahari]

I'm most impressed by "Sex in the TARDIS."

[miss_yuka]

'Underwater blowjob' ... that sounds unpleasant. Also, is 'Jeep sex' sex in a Jeep or with a Jeep? I need to know.

[(Anonymous)]

Depends, if it's the Saiyuki fandom, both + bestiality is a possibility.

[(Anonymous)]

It's probably from Teen Wolf fandom, where the fan favorite drives a distinctive Jeep.

[(Anonymous)]

I had no idea that this page existed. I am intrigued. And also slightly turned on. AO3, whatchu got for me?

[transcriptanon]

[Picture is a screencap of AO3, showing the search results when you look up the possible tags marked with "Sex".

Meta tags:

Sexual Content

Sub tags:

69 (Sex Position)
Alien Sex
Alley Sex
Anal Sex

-Double Anal Penetration

Angry Sex
Anonymous Sex
Bad Sex
Bath Sex

-Hot Tub Sex

Bathroom Sex
Beach Sex
Bedroom Sex
Casual Sex
Clone Sex
Comfort Sex
Dream Sex
Drugged Sex

-Drug-Induced Sex

Drunk Sex
Elevator Sex
Ex Sex
Fight Sex
Food Sex

-Bread Sex

Ghost Sex
Goodbye Sex
Group Sex

-Orgy

--Pack Orgies

Team Sex
Hate Sex
Healing Sex

-Magical Healing Cock

Incorporeal Sex
Intercrural Sex
Lazy Sex
Library Sex
Marathon Sex
Morning Sex
Non-Penetrative Sex
Oral Sex

-Blow Jobs

--Blow Job Fridays Challenge
--Deepthroating
--Autofellatio
--Underwater Blow Jobs
--Public Blow jobs

-Cunnillingus

Vampire Sex
Vehicular Sex

-Car Sex

--Sex on a Car
--Sex with a Car
--Sex in a Car

---Sex in the Impala

--Impala Sex
--Limousine Sex
--Jeep Sex

-Motorcycle Sex
-Sex in a TARDIS
-Boat Sex
-Train Sex

Verbal Sex
Wake-Up Sex
Wall Sex
Closet Sex]

The AO3 landing page for the "Sex" tag will never cease to amaze and impress me. Go fandom! :D

[(Anonymous)]

HOLY CRAP. Tags with the same meaning:

(and sex)
(but with sex)
A bit of sex
a lot of sex indeed
a lot os sex
All sex pretty much
allusion to sexytimes
also here be sex
also sex
also there is sex
Also There's A Lot Of Sex
AND ALL THE SEX
and good old regular fuckin' too
and lots and lots of sex
and lots of sex
and sex things
And sex.
and then they had sex
and there is sex
and there's sex
And there's sex now
and theres sex
and they do the do
basically sex
Blümchensex
brief mentions of sex
but they have sex
contains sex
discussion of sex
Every And All Kinds Of Sex
For sex
its legit just them fricking ok
just lots of sex
just sex really
le sex
Literally just the having sex
loads of sex really
Looovemaking! Or..well..it's sex okay?
Lot's and Lot's of sex
Lot's of Sex
Lots and lots of sex
lots and lots of sex when they get to it
Lots of Sex
lots of sex oops
lots of sex?
lots of sexy sex
More Sex
mostly sex
Más sexo
no other idea in it than just sex
nothing here but sex
now with sex
now with sex!
Oh and some sex
Or sex
possible sex
Pretty Sex
Probably sex idk
Prolonged Sex
QUITE A BIT OF SEX
Really just sex
really there's no point other than the sex
Really this just has a lot of sex in it
seeeeeeeex
seeeex
Seriously there is nothing but sex here
sex - just sex
sex :D
sex [warning]
Sex all the things
sex and more sex
sex and stuff
Sex basically
sex but later
Sex but not explicit sex?
sex in first chapter
sex in future chapters
sex in general
sex in the next episode
sex is always an option
sex lots of sex
Sex Sex
sex sex sex
sex sex sex sex sex
sex sex sex yeah
sex sometimes
Sex yo
SEX!
sex.
Sex...sex...sex
sex? yeah there’s sex
Sexcapades
sexity sex sex
sexsexsex
Sexsexsexsex
Sexual Intercourse
sexxx
Sexxxxx
SEXXXXXX
sexy sex sex
smex
some sex?
Sweet Sex
there be sex
There be sex here
there is sex so if you don't want to read sex or sex allusions don't read it I guess
theres probably gonna be some kind of sex later on
Un montón de sexo
with some sex
yes. sex

[(Anonymous)]

I love spotting the fandoms these tags must have originated in. Pack orgies; okay, that's Teen Wolf -- Impala sex, clearly SPN...

[(Anonymous)]

How do you have sex with a car? :O

This is a Dr. Seuss Book

[kaijinscendre]

Sex in a car, Sex on a bar.
Sex in the rain, Sex on a train.
Sex with a cock, sex wearing socks.

Bad sex, Best Sex,
Sad sex, Mad sex.

[(Anonymous)]

What about Eye Sex. I hear that characters on screen have this all the time.

[misslucyjane]

I feel like I've been enlightened.

[(Anonymous)]

now I'm going over this list and mentally checking off what forms of sex i have and have not already written about in my fics....

[(Anonymous)]

When I saw "vehicular sex", I immediately imagined the Impala humping the TARDIS. Or the DeLorean. ...That has to be OT3.

[(Anonymous)]

I chuckled at Sex in the TARDIS, and then LOL'd that the Impala has two separate tags. Then I read the post including all the other tags not featured in the secret, and I will now have "Naked Peek-A-Boo" stuck in my head. Thank you.