[ SECRET POST #2363 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2363 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Have you ever written poetry?

[shinyhappypanic]

I wrote this in tenth grade for a ~~serious assignment~~ because I didn't like my teacher. years later I still giggle about it.

What Ifs
What if peacocks ran the Olympics one year?
Do you think they’d do a good job?
Would they run the great Games in an orderly way
Or create a jock peacock mob?

Perhaps peacocks excel at hockey—
Or is their forte to row crew?
Are peacocks supreme at gymnastics?
What, really, can peacocks do?

And having executive peacocks
Could bring about some kind of fight.
“No girls!” the male peacocks might declare,
“for their feathers are brown and not bright.”

And where would the Peacock Olympics take place?
Would they argue about the location?
Of course some place in East Asia would host,
As it is their native nation…

But what about African Congo peacocks?
How would they feel about this?
“Of course they’re in Asia,” they would say snidely,
“because we’re so easy to miss.”

And athletic peacocks? Actually?
I’m not sure such a thing exists.
Perhaps Peacock Olympics aren’t a good idea…
Let’s keep it the way that it is.

Peacocks are pretty, and peacocks are neat
But they just can’t run such an event.
Though teaching them to swim or to ski would be fun,
Our money could be better spent.