[ SECRET POST #2364 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2364 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 098 secrets from Secret Submission Post #337.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Jesus, even in cartoons you can't escape the "super hot woman paired with schlubby guy" bullshit.

[vethica]

Uh. I'm not disagreeing with your overall point (hell, look at Family Guy), but Felix is kind of the polar opposite of schlubby, dude.

[angrymermaids]

Yeah, Felix isn't schlubby. He's kind of short and goofy sometimes but he's a gentleman and has plenty of clever and/or badass moments in the movie.

[cadremage]

Eh. In this case, I don't think he's schlubby -- just short.

[(Anonymous)]

For real. Jesus christ.

[(Anonymous)]

Also LMFAO @ all the pressed bitches in here trying to defend how this fugly white shrimp ain't a fugly white shrimp.

[vethica]

Just being ugly doesn't make someone a schlub tho???

[(Anonymous)]

given that the anon commenter is talking about a common feminist critique of shows like married with children, the Simpsons, and family guy, and then proceeds to call anyone defending it a bitch, I am putting my money on the anon trying way to hard to troll.

even money on this anon and the original anon being the same person too.

[(Anonymous)]

wrong and wrong

try again, hunTy, and stay pressed

[iggy]

I'm pretty sure he's intended to be handsome anyway, at least within the character design of his game. Heck even his shortness is a character design. Everyone in his game except Ralph is even shorter than him.

But yeah he's far, far from schlubby.

[(Anonymous)]

Really. Look at the dance club scene where he's strutting around like he's a million bucks in front of an ice sculpture of himself.

Goofy, yes, schlubby no.

[cadremage]

...I can't speak for anyone else, but I don't think he's fugly; I just think he's short. Would you not date a guy who was shorter than you? And if not, why not?

Also, I'm not sure what it means to be "pressed" in the way you've used it, but I think I'm probably not it.

[(Anonymous)]

Not the original anon, but I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be a way to shorten the word oppressed which makes very little sense since it's only removing 2 letters.

[(Anonymous)]

No, "pressed" has nothing to do with "oppressed". Pressed means something like...obsessively defending something/someone. You're "pressed" when you try SO DAMN HARD to prove your (usually false) point.

[(Anonymous)]

So everyone saying, "I disagree and this is the reason why" is "obsessively defending something/someone?"

Sounds like you're just coming up with ways to silence people who don't share your views.

[(Anonymous)]

wtf is a schlubb?

anyway, aren't their height/physical differences because they're from different games? They even dance/move differently lol

[(Anonymous)]

MTE. That was the first thing I thought of when I saw the secret, not "cute" but "Oh wow what a surprise."

[(Anonymous)]

Didn't cartoons make this stuff popular in the first place? Because the male designs are always more elaborate and edgy while the women HAVE to be hot/sexy/cute all the time.

I don't mind Felix. I think he's adorable. But I sure rolled my eyes and laughed out loud when they got married immediatly in the end.

I just have to point out that for the game he's in, Felix is a hunk

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FFT_POgO7M