[ SECRET POST #2365 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2365 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Community/Mad Men]


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03.
[Antoine Becks]


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04.
[Arrested Development]


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[Naruto]


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06.
[Miyavi]


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07.
[Breaking Bad]


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08.
[Nardwuar the Human Serviette]


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09.
[Spartacus]


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10.
[Bridal Mask]


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11.
[Malcolm In The Middle/Breaking Bad]


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12.
[Pillars of the Earth]


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13.
[The Kills]


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14.
[Sarah and Brendon Urie]


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15.
[Hannibal]


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[Hannibal]


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18.
[Ashlee Simpson]

















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 078 secrets from Secret Submission Post #337.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

05. http://i.imgur.com/3ARz8qg.png
[Naruto]

[kaijinscendre]

The heart wants what the heart wants?

[(Anonymous)]

Or the cock...

[insanenoodlyguy]

They'd be different sizes, but you could probably put this together on Craigslist if you just buy enough bleach and headbands.

[chardmonster]

That's basically how we made your Tenchi Muyo fantasy work Just with wigs.

I still resent being stuck as Little Washu though.

[(Anonymous)]

LOL! Do you want them to cry out "BELIEVE IT!!" as well?

[(Anonymous)]

That would be amazing.

[(Anonymous)]

...I'll be in my bunk.

[(Anonymous)]

Naruto doesn't do much for me. However...

"a 6'0'' tall 23-year old guy - the stocky, manly kind.... being GANGBANGED by [7 or 8 identical smaller guys]"

I don't think you've got any reason to feel embarrassed by that fantasy, OP; it sounds pretty hot.

[(Anonymous)]

I used to have a giant gay crush on Naruto, too. Sometimes rule 34 of him is still a guilty pleasure, but it's largely a really awkward thought these days.

Either way, yay for dirty fantasies. Whatever presses your buttons, OP.

Sasuke is overrated anyway.

[(Anonymous)]

He totally is.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

Naruto's a real handsome looker, right?

Aaand it might be too much info on my part, but may I mention that I still do have folders upon folders of Naruto pictures and fanart with him in various states of undress. It's a very extensive collection, haha. I say indulge!

Hoo boy, I'd pick Naruto over Sasuke any day - Naruto's got that nice tan, a muscular body, and a charming smile. Not to mention a huge stamina pool - I bet he can go on for hours.

Sasuke's kind of too standoffish and pale for my liking, meh.

[kallanda_lee]

It's just a gangbang. Yeah, some idiots would probably judge you for it, but as far as sex fantasies go, this one's even pretty harmless.

[(Anonymous)]

God this reminds me of the unbelievably cringe inducing crush I had on this character... I think I may have thought of something like this at the time. I was such a lame teenager

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[transcriptanon]

[Picture is various shots of post-time-skip Naruto from the anime "Naruto" training with his Shadow Clones by a waterfall. They are all bare-chested and dripping wet.]

Not secret: I'm a 6'0'' tall 23-year old guy - the stocky, manly kind.

The secret? My dirtiest, kinkiest sexual fantasy is... being GANGBANGED by him AND a bunch of his shadow clones. I always imagine at least seven or eight of them, taking me all at once in different ways. It never fails to get me off every time.

[(Anonymous)]

That is incredibly hot.

[(Anonymous)]

This could almost be my confession, if only you replace Naruto with Rock Lee. I'd do anything for him to do me :)

OP

[(Anonymous)]

Rock Lee is definitely underrated in the looks department; have you seen him in that skintight spandex one-piece suit? I bet it leaves little to the imagination, if you know what I mean.

[cadremage]

I see nothing wrong with this and everything right.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm still disappointed by the scarcity of good Naruto x Shadow Clones fic.

[elaminator]

I'm both incredibly amused and slightly aroused by this secret. As that is the case: no judging, OP. Plus, people have thought about far worse things during fantasies; this isn't even all that unusual.

[electromouse]

I need more details on this. For science.

[(Anonymous)]

Meh. I'm 6foot 4inches tall, 28 year old guy... and I wouldn't mind getting f****d by all kinds of fictional characters. *Cough-Cough* Derek Hale comes to mind. Lots of other members of that, and other hot TV casts as well. lol. Trust me dude, there are plenty of guys out there, regardless of how they identify themselves through "orientation", who'd love a good hard F***ing. Just check out pretty much any cam site, and you'll see, dudes who identify as straight, seem to *LOVE* taking things [toys etc] up the @**. Join the club. lol

[(Anonymous)]

OP, you're my bro. I don't even like Naruto but I like how you think, sir.

[(Anonymous)]

That actually sounds pretty great! Even though I don't like Naruto at all, point is, your fantasy can be anything you want: it's yours.