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⌈ Secret Post #2365 ⌋

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[Community/Mad Men]

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[Antoine Becks]

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[Arrested Development]

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[Naruto]

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[Miyavi]

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[Breaking Bad]

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[Nardwuar the Human Serviette]

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[Spartacus]

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[Bridal Mask]

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[Malcolm In The Middle/Breaking Bad]

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[Pillars of the Earth]

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[The Kills]

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[Sarah and Brendon Urie]

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[Hannibal]

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[Ashlee Simpson]

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Throbbing lavender man-fruit thing.

Gaping chasm of motherhood, and it wasn't even trying to be crack

Wow. That's like, exactly what you want to call them if you never want to have sex with that person. Ever.

...lavender? I...no. It shouldn't be lavender.

it could have been for a fandom where lavender skin color was a thing

...i hope

USB Stick.
...yeah.

Because it transfers genetic code?

Moist garden of earthly delights, petrified one-eyed snake, invading rod full of man-juice...

Luckily I have managed to forget most of them.

...wow. I...wow. You are all blowing my mind. The worst I've come across are comparatively tame, and...almost sensible (gushing love canal, quivering rod of joy).

Pink elephant.

That was me, oops. And it was in regard to a penis, if no one can guess, haha.

Edited 2013-06-25 00:05 (UTC)

OK, it took me a moment to realize you meant you accidentally posted logged out, not that you're responsible for 'pink elephant'.

Is this from that Harry/Sirius fic?

Re: What's the stupidest euphemism for genitals you've ever heard?

sootyowl - 2013-06-25 00:21 (UTC) - Expand

vethica - 2013-06-25 00:24 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2013-07-01 20:56 (UTC) - Expand

I really hate "manhood" or for that matter, man-anything for a penis. Ugh, not a turn-on at ALL.

Not really a euphemism, but my partner was reading something the other day with the phrase "musky cockflesh" and we just...could not. (It also used the phrase "flirty nipples" and I have to wonder if this actually appeals to people who aren't us, or if the author just had no idea how to write a sexy sex scene.)

"her pearl" for a clitoris. It just sounds silly to me.

I think a good writing rule is to not use any euphemism that you wouldn't hear worked into a 1930s or 1940s blues song. So rock the cradle, the bumble bee, driving around the block, or a chair is all good to me.

Guy with powerful family gets dumped by girl; commits suicide.

That was quite a misfire. Sorry!

(Anonymous) - 2013-06-25 01:55 (UTC) - Expand

I can't stop laughing at this for some reason.

hot juice box

Related: dripping box.

The vag isn't a box, guys, and dripping isn't sexy.

THE VOID

More of a dysphemism than a euphemism, but 'bitch button' for the clit.

Oh man, I can't pick. There's love box, pleasure box, tunnel of love, honey pot, honey trail, pussy lips ...

And yes I have seen these all in fics.