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[ SECRET POST #2370 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2370 ⌋

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Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 105 secrets from Secret Submission Post #339.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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[Okay, this is a trial run! I won't stop posting the transcripts in the regular secret threads, though.

This is for anyone who would rather have all the transcripts together in one place.]

[Picture is Max, Alex and Justin Russo, characters of the TV show "Wizards of Waverly Place", standing behind the logotype of the series. There is lightning around them. Justin is the older teenager brother, Max is the youngest pre-teen brother and Alex, their sister, is in-between the two in ages.]

What's intended: Goofy but fun kid's show featuring sibling rivalry and tongue-in-cheek tropes and plots.

What I see: Crapsack World saddled with bigoted, sadistic, The Giver-worthy laws that tore apart a family and turned the three siblings against each other until they were respectively driven to obsessive insanity, near-villainous sociopathy, and mentally regressive apathy, with bonus incestuous overtones for the first two.

I know my way is humorless and pretentious, but it yields so much more (and better) fic.

[Picture is the actors Eduardo Madeira, António Machado and Manuel Marques from the Portuguese comedy TV show "AntiCrise". They are posing seriously as some sort of tactical squad in full black uniform but with colorful children toy guns.]

I don't usually ship within shows from my own country: it's strangely awkward and personal. But I would seriously LOVE to just sit in a dark corner and watch these three go at it! What the fuck, self...

[Picture is the cover art of the album "Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys" by the musical group "My Chemical Romance". It shows a desert with some plants and the sun partially covered by mountains in the distance, with the stylized white outline of a spider stamped on the middle of the picture and covering most of the image.]

I feel like less of a fan because I love this album more than Black Parade and Bullets. I actually listen to Bullets the least.

"Bullets" is the abbreviation of the name of their album "I brought you my bullets, you brought me your love".

[Picture is Pepper and Tony Stark from the "Iron Man" films. In one picture, they are having a conversation. In the other, Pepper has her eyes closed and is holding Tony's head against her chest comfortingly.]

When I first saw Iron Man I realized their relationship was like my husband and me. I got into Invincible Iron Man and was surprised to find that Tony had been sober for years. I had hoped the movies would touch on his alcoholism and his success so, that in turn, my husband could be hopeful. I know it's silly but their comic and movie relationship give me hope that he can conquer his addiction.

[Picture is the cover of a "Power Girl" comic book. The titular superheroine is wearing a costume with a hole in the chest showing part of her breasts. Her legs are also uncovered.]

My biggest gripe with the 'waiting for a symbol to fill the space' explanation for Power Girl's Boob Window is SEWING APPLIQUE ON DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT! Try harder, you transparent man-children.

[Picture is Jane hugging the Dragon from the TV animated series "Jane and the Dragon". The dragon is green with yellow, and Jane is a young woman with blue eyes and frizzy orange-red hair.]

This had some of the most well-written characters and dialogue I've seen on any children's show. (It's for young kids.)

Bonus secret: I sent my half-sister a DVD set for her fifth birthday to give her a break from all the princesses. [Excited smile emoticon.]

[Picture is the cast of the TV series "Misfits". They're three men and two women and they're wearing dark orange prison/community service jumpers and look upset.]

I just finished watching the first series. The entire time I was thinking "where the hell are the CCTV cameras?" But then there would have been no plot.

Bonus secret: Kelly ended up being my favourite, which surprised me.

CCTV = Closed Circuit Television, the security/vigilance feed and cameras

[Picture is actress and model Pamela Anderson. She's a blonde, tanned woman on a beach.]

I wanted to be beautiful like her when I grew up. Sometimes I still do.

[Picture is Tony DiNozzo from the TV show "NCIS".]

I can't watch NCIS because every time I happen to see an episode, he is acting like an asshole and I only want to punch him. This destroys any enjoyment I possibly could get from the show. Seriously. What a douchebag. And apparently he's the fandom darling? Figures.

[Picture is a blond or light brown-haired male musician holding the Russian flag. He's wearing a dark vest and his hair to shoulder length, but his face is ducked. He's holding a microphone in his other hand.]

I like it when musicians bring our flag on stage.

I can't identify this man, sorry.

At least I think that's the Russian flag.

Re: Notes

(Anonymous) - 2013-06-30 06:52 (UTC) - Expand

[Picture is Satoshi Ohno, leader of the Japanese musical group "Arashi". He's picking his nose with a finger.]

The recent infatuation with Ohno's talent is really pissing me off. I can't even go to a Ohno-biased blog or journal without reading how talent oozes out of his pores and how the rest of Arashi is utter crap. The guy is a candypop idol for fuck's sake! Why do you need to validate his talent constantly? And it sucks the most because he's my favorite member and I can't even squeal over his nosepicking without scrolling through the wankfest on the rest of Arashi.

Secret because I'm a passive-aggressive idiot.

[Picture is a screen-capture of the videogame "Assassin's Creed 3". The protagonist Ratonhnhaké:ton (also known as Connor) is talking to Kanen'tó:kon. They're both Native American. They're both carrying a bow to hunt.]

I think the inclusion of the Indian language was a bad choice. The Animus should have translated it like everything else. The voice acting was pretty monotone and emotionless throughout. But mostly... the subtitles just suck. Hard.

I mean...can you read that? [arrow pointing at the subtitle of the screen-capture. The text says: "And don't say it's because I'm fat."]

[Picture is Qui-Gon Jinn from the TV CGI series "The Clone Wars". He's a long haired brown-haired man with a short beard wearing a white tunic and light-colored clothes beneath. Some of his hair is pulled back. He appears to be talking seriously somewhere dark with scarce illumination from above.]

I hate you. Our fandom is already dead. Your post complaining about recent list traffic has even killed its pathetic blue ghost. Why don't you quit the damn list if you don't like seeing what others post to it? Leave the dregs who still care the hell alone.

[Picture is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles from the 1990 live action movie, the cast from the film "Ghostbusters", Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton playing the protagonists of the film "Twister", and the actor Richard Dean Anderson, playing MacGyver from the eponymous TV series.]

I used to imagine them all joining forces to battle evil together. They would move through time and space and shoot little bolts of power from their fingers. Also, they would have control over the weather. They were called the Team of the Groups, and they were awesome.

Secret because: I went through a period where I believed that if I thought about this long and hard enough, it would magically become a series of actual movies.

[Picture is a panel of a fancomic of Big Macintosh and Shining Armor, minor characters from the TV cartoon series "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic." Big Macintosh is a stallion with a yellow mane, red coat and green eyes, while Shining Armor is a unicorn stallion with a blue mane, tail and eyes, a white coat and a white horn. He has the image of a shield with stars on his flank and is blushing. Big Macintosh is making some sort of bedroom eyes at Shining Armor.]

I used to consider myself a straight guy. Then I read this comic. And now I'm 100% convinced that I'm bisexual.

Warnings: sex solicitation, cartoon horses having sex in future pages (and other parts of the tumblr, in the case of the tumblr link)

Archived copy:

https://derpibooru.org/67677

Original:

http://sweet-apple-secrets.tumblr.com/post/28647109150/ya-know-ah-used-to-only-be-a-top-part-1-of

[Picture is a doctor in scrubs holding a newborn baby who has a tail.]

I usually don't worry about things like Real Person Fic or fans getting kind of insane (as long as they don't get creepy with the actual actors or whomever).

But, remember that X-Files episode with the shapeshifter with the tail who impregnated women by impersonating their husbands, but one of the women was single and she claimed she had been impregnated by Luke Skywalker? I have been majorly creeped out by this episode ever since I realized this meant the shapeshifter guy had to have made himself look like Mark Hamill.

I don't know why this bugs me so much. It's fiction. There is no shapeshifter and this never really happened. I should be more concerned with the rape in general than the fact that one of the people the shapeshifter impersonated in the story was a real person and not one of the fictional husbands who wasn't even given any characterization, especially since the woman who thought she knocked boots with Luke Skywalker seemed the least concerned of anyone.

[Picture is a blonde-haired white-skinned man singing at a concert. Several members of the public are standing very close to him and are visibly dark-skinned.]

It annoys me that people say all punk is racist.

"Rock Against Racism" show. Trenchmouth/Bad Brains. 9 of September 1979.

[Picture is a photograph of Zacky Vengeance and Synyster Gates from the musical group "Avenged Sevenfold".]

Some fans are so fucking elitist and it's the most annoying thing. Get the fuck over yourselves. You mean as much to the boys as everybody else does.

I just can't get over how amazing you are for doing this, improving daily, being awesome. Thank you, anon, for taking up this effort.

Nonny you are making me blush

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Notes (NOT SAFE FOR WORK)

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Failbar; Not Secret 1

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