[ SECRET POST #2371 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2371 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 087 secrets from Secret Submission Post #339.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I fucking hate that ugly piece of shit and how fandom creams its granny panties over it. He's an indecisive, insecure loser who feels the constant fucking need to remind you that, "OH, BY THE WAY, I'M THE FUCKING ADVISER OF THE PLANET OF THE SHIT UGLY CHICKENS, DID I MENTION THAT TEN TIMES TODAY YET? Man, look at those reapers, Shepard, LOOK HOW BIG THEY ARE AND WOW, THEY WANT MY OPINION ON IT? CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW IMPORTANT I AM NOW?"

And let's not forget how, if you take him to the last mission in ME1, he'll go all xenophobic douchebag on you saying, "I hope you know what you're doing, HUMAN. Because, HUMAN, how fucking dare you focus on Sovereign and let my dickwad of a councilor die." In ME2, if Jack isn't there to bitch at Miranda while you're planning how to assault the collector base, who steps up to be the bitch? Yeah, your precious fucking chicken. Fucking fanbase acts like he's a precious fucking baby who shits angels.

He's also a fucking doormat of a love interest but passes enough for badass so girls will feel proud to show him off like he's ~such a man~ and then walk all over him. It also makes the perfect best friends for insecure men because, hey, he'll never one up them and he's happy to be second banana so a their precious man ego is safe.

So, yeah, OP, it's not just you.

[(Anonymous)]

Some people take this game wwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy too seriously.

[world_eater]

You need to breathe, mate.