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[ SECRET POST #2376 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2376 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Lost Eden]

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02.

[Gerard Way/The Crow]

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[Salad Fingers, Predator, Phantom of the Opera, Friday the 13th, Mortal Kombat, Mass Effect, Jonah Hex, Game of Thrones]

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04.

[Mikey Way on Aquabats]

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05.

[youtube/chaoticmonki]

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06.

[Orphan Black]

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07.

[Gin Wigmore]

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08.

[Man of Steel]

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[Scandal]

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[Measha Brueggergosman]

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[Mass Effect]

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[Defiance]

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[Return of the Living Dead]

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[Welcome to Night Vale]

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[ ----- SPOILERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]

15. [SPOILERS for Warehouse 13]

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16. [SPOILERS for Monsters University]

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[ ----- TRIGGERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]

17. [WARNING for self-harm]

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18. [WARNING for abuse]

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19. [WARNING for rape, I'm assuming]

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #339.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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[Picture is the villain Moorkus Rex from the adventure videogame "Lost Eden". He is a strange red bipedal reptilian monster with spikes on his spine, armor on his shoulders and huge sharp teeth. It appears that he is being viewed through some sort of scrying portal set on a table by someone, and has the dialogue in subtitles "What?... Spying on me? Ha ha ha..."]

After all this time it still bothers me that there was absolutely no explanation whatsoever as to what exactly Moorkus Rex was.

[Picture is Gerard Way from the musical group "My Chemical Romance" being slowly transformed into the character The Crow, from the comic book and movie of the same name. In the first panel he is his normal self, a young man with pale skin and dyed red hair wearing a shirt and a leather jacket; in the next one, his hair is black and he has the vertical black lines across his eyes and a line going across his mouth side to side, like an extended smile; and in the last panel he looks even paler, with the lines on his face thicker and more visible, and a crow is standing on his shoulder.]

I WANT THIS TO BE REAL.

Secret because It was a silly Twitter joke.

[Picture is a collection of close-ups of the faces of various characters: Salad Fingers from the flash animation "Salad Fingers", a man with green skin, no nose, no ears, no hair, no eyebrows and no ears. He has long fingers and a hunchback; The Predator from the film "Predator", Eric from the 1925 black and white film "The Phantom of the Opera", he is a man with little hair, black circles under his eyes, big nostrils, damaged skin, disordered teeth and no eyebrows; the character Jason Voorhees wearing a strange mask with holes from the film "Friday The 13th"; a character from the videogame series "Mortal Kombat", who has a face that looks like a skull and dreadlocks?; Zaeed from the videogame "Mass Effect", a man who has lightly tanned skin and short dark hair, with some scars on the side of his face; Jonah Hex from the movie of the same name, he is a man wearing Wild West clothes, with part of his face severely damaged, with his skin melted and part of his mouth visible beneath; and Sandor from the TV show "Game Of Thrones", he is a man with a short beard and mustache, medium-length brown hair, and the side of his face scarred.]

My whole life, I've liked "ugly" characters and guys. I was picked on for it the entire time I was in school. More than anything, I wish to know WHY I only like the ugly, scarred or deformed ones. I try liking "pretty" or conventional attractive guys, but I just can't. On the positive side, over the years I seem to have started liking less villainous examples.

[Picture is Mikey Way, from the musical group "My Chemical Romance", guest-starring on the TV show "The Aquabats! Super Show!". He is dressed up as an "Anti-bat!" He is dressed up in a black uniform, with a black helmet and an upside down "A" logo on his chest.]

I bet this is going to be super mottsy but I still want to see it.

[Picture is a screen-capture of the YouTube channel page of the user "ChaoticMonki", better known as "Cryaotic" or "Cry", a popular Let's Player. The banner image has Cry (as a non-descript person with a minimalist smiling face and teeth" wearing an astronaut suit in space, near the Earth planet. The visible video thumbnails are of the videogame "The Last Of Us".]

I feel like his Let's Play of this game is the best out of all the youtubers currently doing their own Let's Play of it.

Let's Play: playing and commenting through a videogame and capturing the playthrough on video or through screen-captures and written comments, to share with other people.

[Pictures is the actress Amanda Bynes, with voluminous, messy long blonde hair, who is sitting in front of a shiny table; compared next to a picture of Helena, a character from the TV show "Orphan Black", who also has curly long blonde hair and is standing in a fighting pose.]

Every time I see a new picture of Amanda Bynes, I think it's Helena running around.

[Picture is the singer Gin Wigmore singing in front of a microphone on a live stage. She has long wavy long hair tied back and heavy eye make-up and is wearing light clothing.]

I have never been to a better show than hers.

[Picture is Superman from the film "Man of Steel" standing dramatically someplace with mountains and snow. He is a man with short dark hair, a blue spandex uniform with the logo of a red "S" on his chest and a huge red cape billowing behind him.]

I unironically think this is the best superhero movie since The Dark Knight. I don't understand why people hate it.

[Picture is Cyrus Beene and Olivia Pope from the TV show "Scandal" sitting on a bench somewhere with vegetation, with take-out coffees or hot beverages in their hands. Cyrus is an older man and has pale-rosy skin and blonde hair; he is wearing a suit with a pale blue shirt and a dark blue tie. Olivia has dark skin and medium-length dark hair. She is wearing light clothing with a sort of small cape over her shoulders. Cyrus is looking at her and talking while she looks in the other direction.]

Their relationship is the only thing I genuinely enjoy about this show. The rest is just hate-watching.

[Picture is the singer Measha Brueggergosman on stage. She has slightly dark skin and brown hair in an afro style. She is wearing a glittering olive green dress without sleeves and matching jewelry. She is waving to the audience and smiling.]

She inspired me to pursue my dream to be an opera singer even though I worried about being black making it difficult.

[Picture is Liara and Tali, two humanoid alien characters from the videogame series "Mass Effect". Liara has blue skin and is wearing a white with blue accents futuristic soldier outfit, while Tali is wearing a helmet with a purple visor that covers her face. She is wearing a black and purple-gray futuristic soldier outfit.]

I hate how if you hate either of these two, or any Asari at all, really, people consider you sexist. I'm not sexist, I like most of the female characters in this series. I just really despise Liara and Tali and I don't like the Asari at all. Not because they're women, but because the Asari creep me the hell out, Liara won't stop bothering my Shepard, and I just plain don't like purple or blue. I'm not sexist, I'm just a very petty woman.

Secret because some people will crucify you if you say something bad about Tali or Liara.

Bonus secret: I'm still pissed I couldn't romance Grunt or Wrex. There was chemistry there, damn it.

[Picture is Datak and Stahma Tarr, husband and wife from the TV series "Defiance". They are both human looking aliens with platinum blonde/white hair, pale skin and pale irises.]

I hate it when fans describe Castithan society as very sexually liberated compared to humans. Yes, their morals might be a bit different, but what I see is a highly patriarchal system where it's tolerated that men sleep around, but women have to make sure not to disgrace their families. Sure, some women (like Stahma) manage to gain power within that system, but that doesn't mean the system itself isn't sexist.

[Picture is Tarman, a zombie from the movie "The Return of the Living Dead". He is a zombie with melting, peeling skin. His scalp, lips and eyelids have melted off.]

Literally the scariest thing I've ever seen. And my favorite character from anything I've ever seen.

[Picture is a couple of cheap billboards side by side with the picture of a simple eye each. Fandom is the podcast "Welcome to Night Vale".]

I want nothing more than for Cecil and Carlos to get their Happy Ending. But really, their Happy Ending is probably whatever the hooded figures deem to be appropriate. So it's probably not going to be a very Happy Ending at all. And that depresses me more than it probably should.

I'm waaaaaaaaaaaayyy too invested in a fake radio show.

Spoilers for Warehouse 13

[Picture is Myka Bering, a character from the TV show "Warehouse 13". She is a woman with light olive skin and with her hair dyed dark blonde. She is wearing a blue suit with light white stripes and a light blue shirt underneath, with the first button undone.]

They caught it by accident in a friend's mom, in her fifties, just in time. If they kill her, I will rage quit this show. But if they save her, for women in her age group, it won't be very realistic.

Secret because: It's a show about magic trinkets. We're not real big on realism around here...

Edited (Thank you, anon!) 2013-07-16 03:21 (UTC)

spoilers for the movie Monsters University, that prequel for Monsters Inc.

No seriously, the following description spoils the ending

[Picture is Mike and Sulley sharing a bunk bed in a college dormitory. Mike is a green spherical monster with a huge eye and a huge mouth in the center of his body, and thin arms and legs. Sulley is a bipedal monster with blue fur and purple dots, small brown horns and claws. Sulley has the top bunk and is smiling and laying on his back with his arms behind his head, while Mike is learning on an elbow in the lower bunk, glaring upwards at how the upper mattress is dipping into his space from Sulley's weight.]

I have resented the endless, one-size-fits-all American schooling system since I was in elementary school. I especially hate that every decent job now requires a college diploma -- more years off your life and a whole ton of debt on top.

Them getting expelled and then working their way up to the top is probably my favorite ending to a movie, ever. I'm just sad that it's basically an unachievable fairy tale for nowadays.

Edited 2013-07-06 00:53 (UTC)

warning for self-harming

[Picture is the sprayed-on silhouette of a razor blade.]

I'm sorry for being a shitty excuse of a fan. As part of the MCRmy, I feel I'm meant to represent that we are strong. We are fighters and we aren't afraid to carry on. But, the sad thing is... I'm a self-harmer. And I feel I'm the exact person who would be targeted as an emo. For hurting herself, and for listening to My Chemical Romance.

I don't cut myself because I listen to MY Chemical Romance. I cut myself because that's just my -bad- method of relieving myself when I'm anxious and stressed. No one knows this. But I feel if I told someone, I will fall straight into the stereotype. I'm sorry for contradicting what the MCRmy is all about.

Edited 2013-07-06 18:06 (UTC)

warning for abuse

[Picture is a screen-capture of the family from "Malcolm in the Middle". They are all brown-haired with pale skin. Lois and Hal, the mom and dad, are on the front seats, with Hal driving. The four brothers are on the back; Francis is an older teenager, Reese is a little younger than him, Malcolm is younger than Reese, and Dewey is a child. Everyone looks excited about something.]

This is the family I dreamed about when I was young, when I didn't quite understand emotional abuse, but could long for a family that could actually be open and have fun.

warning for sexual assault and/or torture

[Picture is Theon and Ramsay, from the TV show "Game of Thrones". Theon is shirtless (maybe naked?) and hanging from his wrists against a dungeon wall. Ramsay is fully dressed and leaning close to Theon, taunting him. They both have short dark hair.]

I like to fantasize about their sex life.

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Secret 1

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Secret 3

Secret 4

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Notes

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Secret 7

Secret 8

Secret 9

Secret 10

Secret 11

Secret 12

Secret 13

Secret 14

Secret 15 (spoilers for Warehouse 13)

Secret 16 (spoilers for Monsters University)

Secret 17 warning for self-harming

Secret 18 warning for abuse

Secret 19 warning for sexual assault and or torture