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[ SECRET POST #2377 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2377 ⌋

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Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 071 secrets from Secret Submission Post #340.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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[Picture is the cast of the TV show "Primeval", with a portal exploding behind them. They are three men and two woman: A man with tanned skin and short dark hair is wearing a black t-shirt and black pants and holding a long futuristic-looking fire gun. Next to him is a woman with pale skin and dark long hair wearing a red outfit with a blouse and a part of short pants. Next to her is a man with pale skin and short dark hair wearing denim pants and a denim jacket with a red shirt beneath and a blue v-necked t-shirt beneath that. He is holding a small device in his hand. Next to him is a man with pale skin and short brown hair wearing a leather jacket and dark pants. He is holding a long futuristic-looking fire gun. In front of the four of them is a woman with pale skin and medium-short blonde hair wearing a light brown leather jacket with a white blouse beneath and dark blue pants. She is holding a futuristic-looking fire gun and kneeling on one knee. They all look serious.]

I was super-excited when I first heard about Primeval: New World (dinosaurs! time-travel portals! Niall Matter! Sara Canning!) Then I figured while I was waiting for it to come out, I'd better watch Primeval, so I'd have a better grasp of the world I was going into. And I fell in love with it. Now it feels too weird to watch another team than this one (along with Emily and Lester) dealing with anomalies and creatures. I don't know if I can watch Primeval: New World now.

[Picture is Liara and Javik from the videogame series "Mass Effect". They are sitting together in front of an aquarium, looking a picture. Liara has her arm over Javik's shoulders and Javik is holding her hand. Liara is a humanoid blue alien with no hair and Javik is a humanoid alien with gray skin and a cranium that becomes wider at the top. They're wearing futuristic-looking suits.]

I've never really liked kid!fic - too sappy and sentimental, too many atrocious poorly-written child Original Characters. But I've been hooked on T'Sovik kid!fic ever since realizing that they would be able to have children together.

T'Sovik is the name of the shipping pairing of Liara and Javik in the Mass Effect fandom

[Picture is Tomoko, the lead character of the manga "It's Not My Fault I'm Not Popular". She is a girl with medium-long dark hair sitting in front of a computer and looking a little shocked. There is the dialogue "There's no replies..."]

Reading this I was struck by the thought she could be a Fandom Secrets regular, and it's irrevocably changed how I see the character and the commenters here.

[Picture is a collection of the logotypes of various fandoms: the "The Avengers" movie, the BBC TV show "Sherlock", the TV show "Hannibal" and the TV show "Doctor Who".]

When I get into a new fandom I start imagining I am a makeup or special effects makeup artist hired for the show or film and I become friends with the cast. We have fun chats and sometimes goof around for behind the scenes stuff.

I barely know how to apply eyeliner in real life.

[Picture is the cast from the anime "Gatchaman", known in the USA as "Battle of the Planets", also "G-Force" and "Saban's Eagle Riders". They are five superheroes wearing bird-themed uniforms. Below them are profile shots of five Japanese voice actors.]

"Excited" doesn't even begin to cover how I feel knowing this movie is FINALLY coming out!

Edited (Thank you revieloutionne and anon!) 2013-07-06 21:32 (UTC)

[Picture is a stone with engraved decorations; in the middle, there is the letter Alpha with the Omega letter behind it. They look like the letter "A" with an incomplete circle behind it.]

I cannot stand "Alpha Beta Omega dynamics" fanfiction. Just scrolling past those prompts on a kink meme fills me with so much secondhand embarrassment. I don't mind if other people enjoy it - no judgement - I just do not understand.

[Picture is two screen-captures from the 1985 film "Teen Wolf"; the first one has Michael J. Fox turned into a werewolf (like, a regular human but with long hair everywhere and fangs) wearing a letterman jacket and sunglasses next to school lockers. The other picture has the same character minus sunglasses biting into a can while a blonde woman next to him screams happily.]

Every time people talk about Teen Wolf, I always think people are talking about the 1980s movie, and then I realize they're talking about the nowadays show, and it breaks my heart.

Why doesn't anyone remember Michael J. Fox with sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt, or his letterman jacket and playing basketball. Because there is no God, that's why, stupid.

[Pictures are the logotypes of the videogames "Pokémon X" and "Pokémon Y".]

What I'm most excited for in these games are the (obligatory?) bara-bait characters.

bara = a Japanese gay subculture where the ideal is a very masculine-looking man

[Picture is a few heli carriers and other army vehicles and soldiers going to a huge crystal formation in the middle of a desert.]

I posted the Bust a Groove 2 secret a few months ago.

Now every time I see characters in different series kill God and Worship Lucifer, usually always tricked to too (fucking Barthandelus) I always imagine the characters being captured by the Army and forced into slavery by the Militaristic Government that takes over.

Mass Effect, SC5, Asura's Wrath.

(Pic Related)

SC5 = Soul Calibur 5? Space Channel 5?

Someone braver than me might want to try the archives to find the Bust a Groove 2 secret.

[Picture is the screen-capture of a YouTube video titled "HONEYDEWYEAYEA" by the user "YOGCAST Lewis & Simon". It is paused at a point where a spectral pig is looking at two floating heads of a red-headed viking and a man with brown hair. There are the words "DON'T CRY FOR ME" as subtitles.]

I have considered going vegetarian recently. This is the most compelling video I've seen to do it. Pretty sure that's not the point of the video, anon.

Bonus secret: I found this part of the song genuinely moving.

[Picture is two skeletal hands against a blank black background. It might be an X-Ray scan.]

I just want a movie or show about zombies where it doesn't turn out that "Oh no! Humans are the real monsters!". I want more where that isn't the case, where the plot isn't sidelined from bashing out zombie brains to the drama between other survivors like it always seems to be.

I'm just so tired of metaphors. I just want zombies and gore.

[Picture is a maltese dog, small with fluffy white hair. It is wearing a black leather collar with a pet identifying tag attached to it. It is sitting in front of a person's chest.]

I love pinkly, she has the best life.

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Secret 8

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