[ SECRET POST #2378 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2378 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 059 secrets from Secret Submission Post #340.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Pointlessly horny

[(Anonymous)]

So...masturbate?

[maplelump]

Oh no. Someone on the internet is judging me. Alas ye cruel world!!!

[ladyrogue]

Jumping on the 'why do you care' wagon. When you've been in fandom for years, you're going to pick up a lot of fandoms. It happens. I think people's problem with your secret is less about "DON'T JUDGE!!!" and more about the fact that you actually take the time to judge people based on their fandom habits. I mean, does it honestly bother you if you come across a person's LJ or tumblr and you feel they're into too many fandoms?? If the answer is yes, consider stepping away from the Internet for a while as God knows what else will 'bother' you.

[vethica]

Honest question, I'm really not trying to be rude: Did you only read the first volume? Because I can see how you'd feel that way about volume 1, but considering the many, many different artists and styles over the rest of the series...

[(Anonymous)]

You make a secret about judging people and then get confused and upset when people judge you. Priceless.

And really, "judging you" is usually seen as a negative - it's a way of saying "I see what you are doing and find it lacking/do not like" - if you meant it in a different light then feel free to clarify instead of replying to everyone in a defensive manner.

[(Anonymous)]

you sound one step away from pretentious nerd police. i get knowing a lot about your fandoms makes you feel special, but fandom is a hobby. and what, you think it's that hard to be in many fandoms and not keep all the information in your head? people aren't that stupid and most fandoms aren't from deep source material

6/10

[insanenoodlyguy]

That is all.

Re: Mirror

[iceyred]

I'm glad you can see how pretty you are now. :)

Re: KITTENS NEED HOME (Los Angeles)

[bombay]

I am, unfortunately, too far away and unable to take another cat in, but I did signal-boost to my Twitter, as I know at least one person is in the area. Hopefully they find good homes!

[vethica]

...Meanwhile, I do want to read it. >_>

[(Anonymous)]

This

[making_excuses]

I actually enjoy his accent, I find it oddly soothing...

Which is weird because no offence every Danish person ever, but your language is not exactly the most soothing thing on the planet, nor can I understand anything you say (except when it is TV Danish, TV Danish is just as easy to understand as TV Swedish)... Then again at least you know how to write, which the Swedes really do not...

This comment is brought to you by a frustrated Norwegian whom have spent most of her Summer holidays in Denmark not understanding a word they say, and who is forced to read Danish and Swedish text for school, because they are too lazy to translate them into Norwegian...

[vethica]

...sarcasm, right?

5/10 too obvious

[insanenoodlyguy]

mmmm hmmmmmmm. No male gaze in glorious nippon!!

Re: a stupid problem with tumblr

[(Anonymous)]

I wouldn't worry about it. They can simply unfollow you if they're not interested in the content you post /shrug. Not really your fault if they followed without doing some backreading.

dating because they actually like each other

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a little tired of the oblivious!boys didn't know they were dating trope, or the whole they argue all the time and hate each other but then find out they were meant to be/in love the whole time, or the forced to fake date or fake marriage for plot reasons trope. I just want a fic about people liking each other, being ridiculously in like/love and all the charming goofy dating and sexytimes that happen. Or crushes and pining and stepping up and actually asking each other out.

It seems like an obvious topic but I'm having a hard time finding fic where people actually like/love each other and date and fall in love etc. Any length, any plot, any fandom. I prefer m/m but if you have something else go for it!

[(Anonymous)]

Op here: I have no idea why! I don't think I'm ill, I'm in an air-conditioned environment that's the same temperature every day/night and I only wake up sweaty on random nights, I don't sweat as much as poor Will Graham (never enough to make my t-shirt or sheets wet, but I wake up in the middle of the night with a cold sweat on my chest and neck)... I really have no idea.

I just feel kind of gross for doing it, and I'm glad to see it on tv and (like the anon above says) not treated in a gross or shameful light, and done by a character that is otherwise attractive.

OP Anon

[(Anonymous)]

;_; I'll never find this fic.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

sweet jesus thank you. I was beginning to think I was honestly the only person who felt this way. losing count of how many posts I'm seeing that are like "welp Sherlock is over and I'm out of Destiel fic and Hobbit porn and I keep seeing this Hannibal stuff on my dash so HELLO NEW OTP!!! PICSPAM!!!" and they change their icon to Hannibal for a week and then they're slashing the Croods or something idek.

I'm sorry, but that is annoying. no one is stopping you from doing it, but one random person out there on the internet is annoyed by you.

Re: Guess my ethnicity?

[(Anonymous)]

she posted it a while ago, so there's a decent chance she's no longer online. we don't all live on our computers

[(Anonymous)]

OP here: Yeah, same! I'm in my early 30s, and I don't have any other symptoms or health problems, so I don't know what's up with the midnight hot flashes, but they kind of suck.

and...?

[(Anonymous)]

But why is that bad? Why can't people just be in it for shipping?

Re: dating because they actually like each other

[kaijinscendre]

Anarchy in the UK (XMFC, Erik/Charles) http://archiveofourown.org/works/673552/chapters/1232410

[making_excuses]

Hi Dane! Mikkelsen's accent in English does not sound like a Danish accent though? Or what I would imagine a Dane speaking English would sound, so that might be the case?

Or I might be mistaken, but I just assume DanishEnglish sounds a bit like NorwegianEnglish, just with a more Danish rhythm to it?

[(Anonymous)]

...so what? Getting into a fandom doesn't imply a long term commitment. It might turn out that way, but that's not an inherently better way of participating in fandom than jumping into whatever new and shiny thing attracts their attention. There's nothing wrong with being interested in what's new and popular, and there's nothing wrong with enjoying participating in big, active fandoms. And everyone participates in fandom differently. If people are having fun, who cares if they know absolutely everything about their fandoms or if they move on and forget them? That's up to them and fuck all to do with anyone else (although it can be sad drifting away from friends if they or you move on to different fandoms). What do you expect people to do? Stick with the first, say, five fandoms they ever got into and never get into anything new? Take some kind of test to show how much they know about a fandom before they're allowed to participate in it? Only like obscure fandoms and not what's popular on Tumblr?