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[ SECRET POST #2380 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2380 ⌋

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[Picture is the case cover of the computer videogame "Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines". It has a woman with blonde hair and high pigtails on the upper sides of her head looking over her shoulder at the viewer. She is standing at a nighttime street, wearing blue jean pants and a white blouse with her midriff bared. Down the street, there is the silhouette of a man, who projects a strange shadow, not unlike the "Ankh" symbol.]

I'm still hoping that one day The Masquerade will break.

Secret because nobody gives a shit about this game.

"The Masquerade" refers to keeping secret the supernatural from regular humans.

[Picture is Sergeamt Calhoun and Fix-It Felix, Jr. from the CGI animated movie "Wreck-It Ralph". Calhoun is a woman with short blonde hair wearing a soldier uniform, while Felix is a short man with short brown hair and blue eyes wearing a blue baseball cap and a blue working shirt. Felix is clinging to something while Calhoun clings to Felix. They are both looking up. The background behind them is some strange blank dark orange area. Most of the text of the secret is written before the picture.]

I cannot tell a lie. I really really dislike Felix/Calhoun, and it was (and still is) the only thing stopping Wreck-It Ralph from being utterly flawless. Their romantic interest was shoehorned in and completely pointless. Hopefully the fact that it looks like Felix and Calhoun are looking up at my secret is funny enough to make up for it.

Secret because is there a way to say that and NOT get lynched by the fandom? Yeah, I thought so.

[Picture is Harry Potter and Ron Weasley in a promotional picture from the film series "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets". They look in their early teens. Harry has short brown hair and blue eyes and he is wearing round glasses. Ron has short red hair and gray eyes. They both have pale skin and are wearing a uniform consisting of a white shirt, a red and gold stripped tie, a gray vest with a small red and yellow stripe near the edge of the collar and a black robe thing over it all.]

They are two of my least favorite characters in the entire series.

[Picture is Captain Jack Sparrow from the film series "Pirates of the Caribbean". He is a man with pale but tanned skin with long dark brown hair, a brown pirate hat, adornments in his hair, a small brown mustache and beard, and a silver ring on his index finger with a green gemstone. He is standing in front of a tree and looking thoughtfully at something off-screen. He is pressing his index finger against the part in his face between his lips and his chin.]

I have a theory that Johnny Depp decided to play all his future acting roles as if this guy has taken over his body. It's the only way I can explain a disaster like The Lone Ranger.

[Picture is a collapsed cavern of a natural gas deposit in Turkmenistan, called "Door to Hell". It's a huge hole in the middle of the ground filled with fire, in a desert.]

I signed up for a fix exchange. I was so confident. Then I got my assignment. It's not a bad request. There are all the things I was excited to write in it but now I have no idea how to build a plot for it.

Picture are the members of the musical group "Avenged Sevenfold". They are all young men with pale skin and short dark hair styled in spiky ways, except for the man in the center, whose hair is too short and just normal. They are all wearing dark pants and dark shirts. The man in the center has a sleeveless shirt. Everyone has tattoos on their arms.]

I don't like any songs from STST.

I think "STST" is "Sounding the Seventh Trumpet", their debut album.

[Picture is a young boy wearing a conical white hat with the word "DUNCE" written on it. He is wearing dark pants and a short-sleeved shirt with dots on it. He is sitting in front of a school blackboard with the sentence "I will be Good" written over and over in chalk.]

Every time I try and write science fiction fanfiction, I don't stray too much from the science explained in canon. I feel that I don't know enough about science to contribute anything that wouldn't be inaccurate.

[Picture is fanart of Kougami Shinya and Akane Tsunemori, characters from the anime "Psycho-Pass". Kougami is a young man with pale skin, short dark hair and blue eyes wearing a gray coat with fluffy lining inside the collar, over a dress black pants, a white dress shirt, a black tie and a black belt. Akane is a young woman with short dark hair also wearing a similar uniform but with a dark blue official-looking jacket over it. She seems to leaning against Kougami's back trying to reach for something in front of him?]

I wish we had the Psycho Pass system, if only so I didn't have to spend years working menial dehumanising jobs before getting something fitting my skills. And that this wouldn't be a common story for my generation. Even if I would invariably end up as an enforcer.

From the Psycho-Pass wiki:

Psycho-Pass is the actual psychological certification given to a person based on the various measurements of his or her psychology and personality to provide a grade on how good a their mental stability is and measure a person's criminality rate. This measurement will determine if the person has the ability to carry out crimes or not. If the measurement exceeds a certain amount, the person is branded as a latent criminal and locked up to protect the public, even if no crime was committed.

However, those with high criminality that show that they have potential to be a detective are given an offer to be released in exchange for their services as enforcement officers. Their high criminality makes them most suited for the tasks of understanding the criminal mind, and thus, they are able to analyze crime scenes and solve criminal cases better than anyone else.

http://psychopass.wikia.com/wiki/Public_Safety_Bureau

[Picture is the members of the musical group "The Smiths". They are young men with short dark hair and lightly-tanned skin. Two of them are holding guitars, and they are wearing various casual clothes.]

When I feel depressed, I listen to The Smiths. There is a fifty/fifty chance I will either feel better or get even more depressed. Why can't I listen to Adele like a sane person?

[Picture is the cover picture of the soundtrack of the more recent film "Hairspray". It has a lineup of the cast from the movie, with the names of the actors on one side: John Travolta, Michelle Pfeiffer, Christopher Walken, Amanda Bynes, James Marsden and Queen Latifah; Brittany Snow Zac Efron, Elijah Kelley, introducing Nikki Blonsky.]

It's not my favorite movie... But it's the only movie I can't find any flaws in.

[Picture is the hall of a very, very elegant museum with tons of murals.]

As an old-school fan of Harris's novels it pisses me off how many new fans ignore or erase Clarice and her importance to Hannibal.

Bonus secret: I ship Hannibal/Will and the other dinosaurs screaming about "ewww Hannibal isn't gay" piss me off as much.

Bonus bonus secret: In a weird way, I might prefer Hannibal/Will if only because this new canon might give Clarice a chance to escape her fate in the books...

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