[ SECRET POST #2380 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2380 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Is 30 too old to take up a musical instrument?

[(Anonymous)]

yes it is

see when you hit 30 your hands start projecting a musical-instrument-repelling electromagnetic field, plus a field that in general repels all tools that could help you develop cool skills

Re: Is 30 too old to take up a musical instrument?

[(Anonymous)]

At 40 the instruments melt in your hands. At 50 you gain the automatic hatred from every creative person around you. At 60 (if you live past a decade of intense visceral loathing from the younger around you) the probability of you dying in a horrific instrument-related 'accident' goes from 54% to 87%. At 70 art itself makes active attempts against your life. You are most likely to die from a painting biting you or a piano crushing you. Music will blow your skull open and scatter chunks of your geriatric brain all around you.