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⌈ Secret Post #2385 ⌋

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[Picture is a comment form from the website DreamWidth.]

Subject: I have a weird thing when it comes to kink meme prompts:

I'll see a prompt I like-- hell, I could be utterly in love with the prompt and want to write the hell out of it.. But I have to be able to include all or almost all of the OP's wishes / bonuses. Like if it says, "X is not necessary, but appreciated" or "Any character or pairing but I really like these: XYZ..." if I can't find a way to make X or Y or Z work, I don't fill. I always feel really bad about that.

Don't worry. I don't get it either. [confused and defeated emoticon]

[Picture is Alicia Way, guitar tech, wrestling aficionado and ex-wife of Mikey Way from the musical group "My Chemical Romance" (thank you for the info, lucifuge5!). She is a woman with long dark hair pulled back, lightly tanned pale skin, wearing makeup over her face, a white blouse with a red fabric belt and a black skirt. She has tattoos on her chest and arms and several bracelets.]

She's my ideal Dom.

[Picture is Albus Dumbledore, Rubeus Hagrid, Dobby and Severus Snape from the film adaptations of the Harry Potter books.Albus is a pale-skinned man with long white hair, beard and mustache; Hagrid is a man with pale skin, frizzy kind of long brown hair, beard and mustache and wearing rough fabrics for his clothes; Dobby is a House Elf, a small humanoid creature with a human face, big triangular ears, huge eyes, big nose and wrinkly flesh-pink skin. He is wearing rags; Severus Snape is a man with lightly-tanned pale skin and dark hair that reaches his shoulders. He is wearing dark clothes.]

I hate all of them. I think Snape and Dumbledore are assholes (and not in an entertaining way) and Hagrid and Dobby are two-dimensional, annoying and unfunny.

Secret because: Fandom darlings, never heard of anyone who didn't love at least one of them.

[Picture is the members of the musical group Avenged Sevenfold, all of them men with black hair and clothes of various lengths and styles and pale skin.]

I wish I can meet the band just so I can tell them that they are so amazing and they changed my life. I feel stupid even thinking that. They wouldn't care.

[Picture is a screen-capture of the Tumblr website "wtffanfiction". One of the posts says: "Fandom: Garfield. It was Jon Arbuckle on the hillside with hair blowing in wind and sun blazing behind him! Jon Arbuckle took out his flaming lasagna electric guitar and started playing cords of power. The rockin metal began giving power to Garfield muscles recharging them with rock. The power of metal ran through Garfield's massive muscles and he broke free of chains with ease."]

I'm in a small fandom with an impressive fic output. It's great for the most part, but it bothers me that none of the badfic is funny or outlandish enough to end up on this blog. It's all boringly mediocre. I'm tempted to write trollfic just so there'll be something worthy of WTF Fanfiction.

[Picture is Doctor Garret Macy and Doctor Jordan Cavanaugh, from the TV show "Crossing Jordan". He is a man with tanned skin and a shaved head wearing a suit, and she is a woman with curly dark hair just past her shoulders, slightly tanned pale skin and wearing a brown blouse with a orange-brown blazer over it.]

I feel like the only Crossing Jordan fan who wanted Garret and Jordan to end up together. They understood each other and cared about each other more than anyone else on the show. And they had amazing chemistry. I feel like the only reason Jordan ended up with Woody was because he was the 'safe' option and one that the audience/networks would accept.

[Picture is Shannon Leto, Tomo Miličević and Jared Leto, members of the musical group "30 Seconds to Mars". They all have pale skin and are wearing sunglasses with casual clothing. Tomo and Jared are marked by the secret maker.]

I think Tomo stole Jared's voice and is trying to take over as lead.

Edited (Thank you, anon!) 2013-07-15 05:17 (UTC)

[Picture is Lois Lane punching someone in the face, with Superman standing back and watching, from a Superman comic book. Superman has short dark hair and is wearing his blue and red spandex suit and red cape. Lois Lane has brown hair pulled up and is wearing a magenta suit. The punched man has a goatee and short graying hair and is wearing a lab coat and gloves. They all have pale skin. She is screaming "Shut Up!"]

It bothers me that comic books in the seventies wrote Lois Lane more feminist and with more personality than any film adaptation from 1978 through 2013.

[Picture is a screen-capture of the website LiveJournal showing a user who just logged out.]

There's a kinkmeme for a fandom that I'm interested in, but the prompts sound like they're from just one person (who always asks for the same thing), I am not interested in filling or reading these, but since I don't want them to know I'm lurking, I set up a subscription ... on a sockpuppet. Cowardly anon is a coward.

[Picture is the cover of a CD that says "the RAT PACK: dean martin, sammy davis junior, frank sinatra" and has those three people sitting down looking at each other.]

I wish they had a more active, modern fanbase. I'm the only person in my whole family who likes them. I admit though, a big part of why I want them to have a fandom is because the One True Threesome fanfiction would be AMAZING.

[Picture is Otacon and Solid Snake from the videogame Metal Gear Solid 2 doing a handshake or greeting of sorts. Snake is wearing a Navy SEAL uniform. Otacon is wearing a lab coat and eyeglasses. They both have dark hair and pale skin.]

I didn't understand their relationship on an emotional level until now.
My age, experience and prowess fascinate you--I have been places, seen things, done things that astound you.
I am one of those people who is willing to go bad places, and do bad things in the hope that it will make things better in the long run. I am as broken as you are sheltered.
I wonder some times, many times, why you love and care for me, and admire me, the way you do.
I wonder, if you would love me the way you do, if you knew who I really was and what I am capable of doing.
I wonder if you would leave me.
Your idealism, innocence, and naiveté are baffling and endearing to me.
You are brilliant, unguided and awkward, and you show me that there are still some people in the world who are still relatively untouched by ugliness and disaster.

Edited (Thank you, anon!) 2013-07-15 05:20 (UTC)

[Picture is Tony DiNozzo from the TV show and NCIS and Remington Steele from the TV show of the same name. Tony has short dark hair, tanned skin and is wearing a baseball cap and hoodie. Remington Steele has pale skin, shortish dark hair combed back and is wearing a suit.]

I don't really like NCIS that much. I just miss Remington Steele so much that I'll even watch the poor-man's version of him. (Come on, not even just the personality but the movie trivia thing too?)

Secret because I write a lot of fic also it's silly to be this invested in a character.

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