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[ SECRET POST #2387 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2387 ⌋

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[Picture is the outline of a Tyrannosaurus Rex's skeleton, the logo of the book/movie franchise "Jurassic Park".]

Some time ago I picked Jurassic Park to read, so I could see once and for all if it was as good as I was told it was. Since I grew up watching the movie and loving it, I knew I had to be the most open minded about it so I wouldn't let myself become biased.

And now that I finished I can safely attest, in all honesty, it was the worst thing I've ever read and some points make me seriously question if Crichton knew anything at all about dinosaurs. I mean, even admitting the time it was written, there's just no excuse for things like that Tyrannosaurus introduction.

Secret because: Apparently I'm not allowed to like the movie better.

[Picture is two persons standing together at a pier, watching the sun set over mountains on the other side of a lake. There is a fishing rod next to them. They have their arms linked and appear to be wearing shorts and sleeveless shirts. Because of the light, they look like silhouettes.]

When one half of a "dynamic duo" from a film or TV show is less than forthcoming in public about the actors' real-life friendship, I always think, "Yep! That's the one that's closeted about it!" and I assume they're more than friends/co-workers.

I can't be the only one, right?

[Picture is Matt Shadows? from the musical group "Avenged Sevenfold". He has a mohawk haircut, dark hair, pale skin, tattooed arms and is wearing a dark T-shirt and pants. He is smiling.]

I actually liked Matt's mohawk.

[Picture is Demyx from the videogame series Kingdom Hearts. He has short blond hair styled upwards, with some loose hair around his face and neck. He is wearing a black cloak with a large zipper and a large guitar-type weapon/instrument that has sharp pointed blades on the neck.]

I'm normally pretty accepting of other people's headcanons. Ship and let ship, Your kink Is Not My Kink And That's Okay, etc. etc. etc. ... People have different interpretations of shit, and that's cool...

But if you write or have ever written this guy as liking girls? I won't read any of your fics because I assume you have an extremely poor grasp of characterization. I don't deny your right to write him (or anybody else) the way you want, I just don't agree with you and believe it reflects poorly on your skills as a writer.

He's the only character whose sexuality I'm this stubborn about...

[Picture is Brian Kinney and Justin Taylor from the US version of the TV show "Queer as Folk". They are two young men sitting at bar stools, looking at each other. Brian has short brown hair and pale skin. He is wearing a sleeveless shirt and has tattoos on his arms. Justin has short blond hair, lightly tanned pale skin and is wearing a hoodie.]

Not secret: I own all five seasons of Queer as Folk US.

Secret: I've never watched an entire episode because I fastforward through all scenes that don't feature at least one of the above characters.

Secret because: "Typical straight fangirl."

[Picture is Jared Leto from the musical group "30 Seconds to Mars". He has light olive skin, medium long brown hair and a short beard and mustache. He is wearing sunglasses, black pants/trousers, a denim vest and a black top beneath that. He has a guitar that has the figure of a gryphon on it.]

It upsets me that he is perverting the sacred gryphon. He's not subtle about his illuminati connections.

[Picture is the drawing of a bumblebee.]

One of my friends started criticizing Fifty Shades of Grey for its anti-woman and pro-abuse themes. I agree with the message--I've read the series, and it does contain those messages. But recently she admitted that she hasn't even read the series...How can she even criticize it, then?
Picture related because: I just wanted to draw a picture of a bee.

[Picture is white text over a blank black background.]

Hello, my name is Anonymous and I am a bad writer. I'm decent at grammar and things like that, but I'm just not good at putting sentences together and constructing good stories.

I've been writing for a long time now, and that still hasn't changed. I'm English as Second Language, and learning disabled, but it still kind of hurts to know that I'll never be as good as I want to be.

[Picture is various young men crossdressing onstage. The first one is CNU and Jinyoung of B1A4 wearing long-sleeved white jackets and skirts and sailor-style hats. They have pale skin and are wearing long black-haired wigs. The second one is maknae ('youngest') DongHo of U-KISS, who is wearing a plaid gray skirt, a white blouse and a black vest. He has a black and light brown long wig on, lightly tanned pale skin, and is holding a microphone and smiling. The third one is Lee Sung Yeol from the group INFINITE, dressed up as singer Kim Hyun Ah for a live presentation of the song Trouble Maker. He is wearing a red glittering dress, with a vest made of fur or fake fur over it, and a red-headed wig. He has lightly tanned pale skin. The fourth picture is Lee Tae Min from the group SHINee. He is wearing a long redheaded wig, pantyhose/thighs, platform shoes and has light olive skin.]

I only keep up with kpop for the barely-legal boys crossdressing.

Edited (Thank you, anons!) 2013-07-17 18:14 (UTC)

[Picture is the logotype of the 2013 film "Drinking Buddies".]

This movie might be kind of fun, but I'm disappointed by the actual plot. From the title, I was hoping it would be a story about Olivia Wilde and Anna Kendrick's characters meeting by chance one night, hitting it off, and then bar-hopping across America together. (And maybe falling in love along the way. Hey, can't blame me for dreaming!)

[Picture is various screen-captures from a trailer of the videogame Metal Gear Solid V. There are various characters wearing military uniforms and sunglasses looking badass.]

People: Oh My God, the gameplay is gonna be amazing, open world!!1! Big Boss background story!! Liquid!!1! New Fox Engine SO COOL! Eyepatches, mechanical arms and shit! Kid soldiers!?!?! SOLID SNAKE!?! KIEFER SUTHERLAND!?!?!?!

Me: (all of the above) plus HOH MY GOD HOLYSHIT MOTHERFUCKING HORSES!!! UNIFORMS!! LEATHER JACKETS!!! IS THAT MARLON BRANDO OR VAL KILMER!?!!? FREAKIN PONYTAILS. RESCUE YOUR BUDY MISSION!! POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER!!! ANGSSSST! COOL MUSIC!!!!! SLASH FUCKING EVERYWHERE oh my goOoooOD

Secret because if I mentioned any of this to my male (only) player friends they would laugh at me forever, and then judge me...

[Picture is white text over a blank black background.]

When I'm sad, I listen to Tom Waits for hours and cry.

[Picture is the cover image of the album "Land" by the musical group "Týr". It depicts a viking ship sailing under a storm-clouded sky, over water near mountains. There are torches lit in some places of the mountains and one on the ship itself.]

This band has helped me more than ten years of therapy.

Bonus secret: I think the Faroese have the best accent of any country.

[Picture is the toy Transformer Sunstreaker, which is a bright yellow two level car trailer.]

People jokingly commented on a post made on /toy/'s FB page about Sunstreaker and golden showers and now I can't stop thinking about it.

(Picture above is what started it. Also, I would sacrifice my first born for fic. Epic, porny Sunstreaker piss fic.)
(Bonus secret: I popper the most massive boner.)

/toy/: A section of the anonymous forum website 4chan dedicated to toys. I don't know what "FB" means, though.

Probably their FaceBook page.

Sunstreaker is actually the yellow Lamborghini ON the car carrier.

The car carrier itself is Shining/Matrix Glow Magnus, a redeco of Ultra Magnus (meant to represent him bathed in the light of the Matrix of Leadership).

I have no idea who the black cars are...if not for the obvious robot parts visible on the undercarriage, I'd assume they weren't Transformers (well, A Transformer, as they seem to be the same toy) at all.

[Picture is Frank Iero and Gerard Way from the musical group "My Chemical Romance". Frank has short dark hair and is playing the guitar. He is wearing a yellow and black shirt with a gray-green vest over it and a fingerless glove on his right hand. Gerard has bright red hair, a black t-shirt and a black leather vest and belt and is singing. They both have pale skin.]

I don't regret shipping Frerard at all. I love reading Frerard fanfiction. But I have boundaries. I understand that they're Best Friends Forever, and that's all they'll ever be.

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