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fandomsecrets2013-07-17 06:58 pm
case) wrote in fandomsecrets2013-07-17 06:58 pm
[ SECRET POST #2388 ]
⌈ Secret Post #2388 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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[Val and Matt]
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[My Chemical Romance]
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[Little House on the Prairie/GoT]
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[The Venture Bros.]
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[Once Upon a Time in Odessa]
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[Gabriel Knight]
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08.
[Dangan Ronpa]
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09.
[America's Cup]
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[Legion]
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[Trailer Park Boys]
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[Warehouse 13]
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[Sugar Bits]
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[Touhou Project, Assassins Creed, Madoka Magica, Rise of the Guardians]
Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 030 secrets from Secret Submission Post #341.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
Re: Naughty jokes?
Eve is walking around the garden one day when God approaches. "How are you?" he asks. "How is the garden, life?"
"Oh fine," she says, and begins telling God what she does with her days, the animals she sees and plays with. Then she pauses and says, "There is one thing..."
"Please tell me," God says encouragingly, being a benevolent creator an' all.
"Well, it's my breasts." She gestures to her chest. "The other creatures I see have neat rows of teats in pairs. This third one makes my chest too wide, and the outsides always get in the way of my arms. Would you please make it just two?"
"Sure thing!" says God, and reaches out and plucks the middle breast from Eve's chest. "Better?"
She gives an experimental wiggle, throwing her arms around in windmills as a smile spreads across her face. "Much better, thank you!"
God smiles again as he turns to leave, tossing the extra breast aside.
He returns a couple weeks later in search of his human. "How are you? How's life in the garden."
"Oh fine," Eve says again. She continues at his enquiring look. "I enjoy the garden and the other creatures you've habited it with, but I get lonely sometimes when you're not here. Could you make me a mate? Someone like me, like the others have?"
"Sure thing! Now where'd that extra teat go...?"