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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2013-07-23 06:46 pm

[ SECRET POST #2394 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2394 ⌋

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Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 038 secrets from Secret Submission Post #342.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

(Anonymous) 2013-07-23 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG YOU PEDO HOW DARE YOU THAT'S SICK I HOPE YOU GET CASTRATED CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE

(Anonymous) 2013-07-23 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
http://i.imgur.com/SHIf8lh.gif

(Anonymous) 2013-07-24 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
What an embarrassing comment.

(Anonymous) 2013-07-23 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy shit I just realized trolls have no noses.

(Anonymous) 2013-07-23 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
They don't?

How do they smell?

(Anonymous) 2013-07-23 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Terrible.

(Anonymous) 2013-07-26 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
One of the worst jokes ever to still be worth a chuckle.
insanenoodlyguy: (Default)

[personal profile] insanenoodlyguy 2013-07-23 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
They do sometimes though

Edited 2013-07-23 23:30 (UTC)

(Anonymous) 2013-07-24 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
and sometimes they have ears and sometimes they don't

and they don't really need boobs because they don't lactate but they still are drawn with them

they might not have boobs at all in fact maybe it's all in our minds
caecilia: (kanaya uu)

[personal profile] caecilia 2013-07-24 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
the boobs could also contain venom to be used in battle

(Anonymous) 2013-07-24 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
okay this is my headcanon from now on

(Anonymous) 2013-07-25 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
I actually already had this headcanon, but it's kind of surreally reassuring to know that somebody else thought of it, too.
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[personal profile] diet_poison 2013-07-24 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
They have noses. I think the pixellated images leave them out the way the sprites leave out arms

warning for explicit text

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-07-23 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Picture is Vanellope von Schweetz from the CGI animated film "Wreck-It Ralph" and Eridan Ampora from the webcomic "Homestuck". Vanellope is a small girl with light skin and long black hair pulled up in a high ponytail wearing a blueish-green long-sleeved hoodie, a dark skirt, blueish-green thighs with white stripes on them, and black shiny shoes. She has her hands tucked in the pocket of her hoodie and is smiling impishly. Eridan Ampora is a gray-skinned humanoid creature called a troll. He has black short hair gelled upwards with a purple stripe in the shape of a wide lightning bolt in the middle, two orange horns in the shape of lightning bolts, sharp teeth and gills to the sides of his face, and is wearing a purple cape with a big collar popped up, a blue striped scarf and a black shirt with a purple "Aquarius" Zodiac symbol on it (two parallel horizontal zig-zagging lines). He is baring his teeth in anger.]

Several months ago I had a dream where I was Vanellope, dominating the fuck out of Eridan Ampora. I've never come harder in my life.

(Anonymous) 2013-07-24 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Ok, OP, and you are telling this to us because?

...I can't even scream TMI or something - this is just pricelessly funny, assuming it's true. Just throw in some of Dirk Strider's smuppets for an orgy sequel, tell F!S, and watch the whole thread explode...

(Anonymous) 2013-07-24 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Because you come harder does that mean it's better? Sometimes your body just isn't up to super duper explosions. I think it's more due to the physical state of your body (hormonal state, stress level catacholamines, etc.) at the time than a measure of hotness of what you are imagining.

(Anonymous) 2013-07-24 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Darn it, now I am going to be stuck overthinking the logistics of yet another weird crossover pairing.

(Anonymous) 2013-07-24 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
what the hell is with all these weird ass 30stm secrets. like jfc that fandom died like 4 years ago.

(Anonymous) 2013-07-24 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
... what?

(Anonymous) 2013-07-24 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
da

"What the hell is with all these weird ass 30 Seconds to Mars secrets (lately)? Like, Jesus fucking Christ, that fandom died like 4 years ago."


Yeah, there's been tons of those and Avenged Sevenfold and My Chemical Romance these last few weeks.