[ SECRET POST #2394 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2394 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 038 secrets from Secret Submission Post #342.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

NS, NF, etc.

[ 1 2 - not!secrets ]

[(Anonymous)]

If this trend keeps up I think Illuminati anon might become my new favourite troll. (I'm sorry Darth Vader troll, but absence makes the heart go yonder!)

[(Anonymous)]

seriously? this is the most boring troll. pick random celeb, slap illuminati on, the end. no effort. no point. 0/10

[(Anonymous)]

Idk, I'd personally prefer to see more of the reasoning behind it from the troll, but the celebs chosen have so far been those already discussed in those bizarre, dim corners of the internet (Lady Gaga is one of the most discussed).

THERE IS PROOF

[insanenoodlyguy]

See my links below.

[(Anonymous)]

Illuminati anon really is something special. <3

[(Anonymous)]

Do tell us, Illuminati!anon, what other celebs are members?! Inquiring minds want* to know.

Okay I'm more bored than curious, but still, this is amusing. =P

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, oh! My money's on Celine Dion!

[(Anonymous)]

Taylor Swift is probably one of them.

How else do you explain the fact that she's famous?

[(Anonymous)]

Does that mean Paris Hilton and the like are too?

[(Anonymous)]

The idea of Snooki as part of a super-secret (but apparently not that secret) conspiracy group out to dominate the world is basically the best thing I've ever thought of. Ever.

[(Anonymous)]

Now I want to read fanfic about that.

Although is there even such a thing as Jersey Shore fanfic?

[(Anonymous)]

::shudder:: that's frightening [although, knowing she lives in my home town is just as frightening]

[(Anonymous)]

Every so often when I'm scrolling the tumblr tags for some actors from Glee, I'll get this huge illuminati post that requires like a dozen scrolls, heavily featuring the girl who played Topanga on Boy Meets World. I'm unclear if she's in the illuminati, or the people from Glee.

GLAD YOU ASKED

[insanenoodlyguy]

Kanye
http://youtu.be/UnW4GCX0ppg

Gaga
http://youtu.be/pe9fJUcX8Fs

Beyonce
http://youtu.be/KXjV8f7THP0

THEY EVEN HAVE OUR CHILDREN IN THEIR THRALL
http://youtu.be/OsdhCWKX8bA
http://youtu.be/VJcFjQ4xhhA
http://youtu.be/jZUJDRk3B70

Re: GLAD YOU ASKED

[(Anonymous)]

Please tell me you don't actually believe this shit... This is just an example of people using confirmation bias and fallacy. I saw someone say that Beyonce's dress had the symbol of Baphomet on it... When in reality, all it was was that the dress had moved as she moved and happened to fold in a way that - if you looked at it sideways with one eye shut - had a passing resemblance to a goat. Utter fucking bullshit.

And the whole "If you sign up with Jay Z you have to sacrifice a member of your family" thing makes my blood boil. Absolutely inane, idiotic and ridiculous.

Re: GLAD YOU ASKED

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, thank god - somebody else that's sane!

"It is a very natural trait to try to make sense out of the world. The PCTs (Paranoid conspiracy theorists) are trying desperately to make sense out of a world they can no longer relate to. The world is too complicated, too mean, too cold, too unsatisfying for them. In the real world, they are considered nothing and despair of ever being anything but on the outside looking in. They see science as telling them they are an accident and their lives are without meaning. In their alternative world, they rule and are hopeful. Everything is in its place or will be put in its place. There is order and meaning. Life is significant."

http://www.skepdic.com/illuminati.html

Re: GLAD YOU ASKED

[anonymouslyyours]

Hmmm, completely disregarding that this is insanenoodlyguy, based on the contextual clues of all caps, think of the children, and the use of the word thrall I'm going to bet on shenanigans.

[kamino_neko]

I suspect Robert Anton Wilson. >_>

Transcript of Not Secret 1

[transcriptanon]

[Picture is the back of a drummer performing on-stage. He is wearing a shredded white shirt. He has tanned skin and short dark hair.]

Drummers are underrated.

Transcript of Not Secret 2

[transcriptanon]

[Picture is the musician Lady Gaga wearing an outfit resembling the texture of a disco ball. She is a woman with light skin and wavy long blonde hair.]

Too many artists have joined the Illuminati.

[(Anonymous)]

Let me guess, the beefed up drummer is from Avenged Sevenfold or 30 seconds to Mars? Oh or MCR?

[(Anonymous)]

I know it's not the MCR drummer because he always covered much in layers not sure about the other two.

[(Anonymous)]

Seriously, Music!Anon needs to get some way better taste, in both bandoms, and music, amirite?

N!S1

[omorka]

I'll go ahead and agree with you. Actually, the same can be said of bassists and percussionists, so I'll up that to: rhythm sections are underrated.