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⌈ Secret Post #2396 ⌋

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[Jason Segel, in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"]

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[The Cinema Snob]

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[The Fall]

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Doesn't have to be illegal or anything that severe.

When I was nine, I didn't know what flipping the bird meant. I just knew it felt good to stretch my fingers. Both hands, down the school halls, and a huge smile on my face. No idea why I got in trouble.

Either taking a delivery job without a driver's licence, or the time I crossed a highway to see if I could walk home in a straight line from school at night.

If time travel happens, I will pay all the money to go back in time and paradox slap myself.

I once killed a guys pet Cat.
He was a cheating slime and my best friend at the time deserved better. She didn't believe me when I told her to leave him.
So I set fire to his house while he was out with some slut. Total accident that the cat got burnt, but there we are. I kinda only slightly regret it.

...You almost got me there.

When I was like ten my mom started making me wear a bra to church. In the middle of church, my bra was getting itchy, so I reached put my hands in my dress, took the bra off, and left it in my lap under my dress. At my church all the kids from like 4-12 gather in one room and do activities while the adults and teens have their own lesson. We had to stand up for some activity, and I forgot my bra was in my dress, so when I stood up it fell out. Some boys pointed and laughed, and I panicked and my brain was like "Oh my gosh everyone can see my bra WHAT DO CANNOT COMPUTE" and I somehow reached the conclusion that the best way to handle this situation would be to throw my bra across the room at them. They screamed and ran away, and some other kids saw what happened and started teasing me, so I grabbed my bra and threw it at THEM, and pretty soon the room was in a panic with me throwing my bra at everyone with everyone screaming and trying to escape me. It took forever for those church teachers to calm everyone down, hah.

Pretty much immediately afterwards the "WHY DID I DO THAT???" sunk in and I was embarrassed to show my face in church for weeks after that.

That actually sounds kind of awesome.

oh my god I'm dying here

awww that must have been mortifying for you! :(
but hilarious in restrospect.

.... all I can think is that this would make the most AWESOME youtube video.

...That is the best thing I have read all day. We need to be friends of some sort because you are fantastic.

Of all the posts I've made in this comm, I didn't think THIS would be the one to make anyone want to make friends with me. xD But hey, whatever works...

What can I say? I have fantastic taste.

Second the Jester! You rock!

Reminds me of how I used to chase people on the playground. They didn't want me to touch them, and I thought it was hysterical that they were running away from me. We could scatter the masses, together!

I threw coffee in someone's face and they went blind in one eye

hahaha just kidding, that wasn't me. it was probably the time I cut my own hair when I was 10. It was awful

Pics or it didn't happen.

(Kidding, but I'd love to see that.)

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