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⌈ Secret Post #2396 ⌋

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[Jason Segel, in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"]

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[The Fall]

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For me it was Alvin and the Chipmunks incest slash where peanut butter Alvin rubbed peanut butter on Theodore' butt and licked it off - and I was thinking "well, that would look like poop", but I dunno, maybe that was the point.

The lovely piece can be found on Fanfiction Friday, with delightful commentary: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/07/fan

FFF almost seems like cheating, but probably "Barney fucks the shit out of Arthur".

... wow

A homestuck watersports fic. I started reading because it had gunplay and I was like 'wow, I've never read that before...' but I didn't read the rest of the tags. So at a certain point someone started pissing on somebody else and then they started drinking it and I was like 'daaaaaaaaaaaaaammnnn' but I read it until the end. I can't say I'm into watersports now, but I'm less squicked I guess.

SPN feeder fic.

I don't even watch SPN, I just couldn't look away.

...Hogwarts/Giant Squid. Full Stop.

SquidWarts is a classic! It's still one of my favorites.

That ridiculous Glee worm one. Someone posted a link here a few months ago and even though I kept thinking 'wtf am I reading?!' the entire time, I actually read all of it.

It's a tie between Celebrian, and a super kinky SPN RPF one that I do not even wish to name because I am that embarrassed that I read it.

Oh god Celebrian...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6053301/1/Role-Play

...For me it was a really well written Mpreg fic. It actually explained why the mpreg was happening in terms that [for the universe it was happening] would be plausible, and didn't play it up like this shiny awesome thing so much as a very hard, painful and yes - confusing as fuck - thing for the character to be going through...and one he was pretty ashamed of.

tl;dr: An mpreg fic that actually dealt with a lot of the problems in mpreg in a way that made sense/didn't play it up as an awesome shiny thing like most of the ones I've had the misfortune to read.

A Harry/Draco coffee enema fic. It didn't even hit me how fucking screwed up it was until I finished the fic and realized that 'chunks' meant something else. By then, my dreams were forever haunted.

Lucius Malfoy skull-fucks Draco. Could not. Look. Away.

Not fic, and not as bizarre as some of the things on here, but, I go to a private religious college with a really strict honor code, and was on the staff of the school literary journal. Someone tried to submit their graphic rape/murder/necrophilia/vore story. It disturbed me but I kind of felt obligated to read the whole thing. x_x

The sad thing is it was one of the more well-written stories we got, but we had to reject it anyway.

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