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⌈ Secret Post #2397 ⌋

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[About Death]

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[John Rhys-Davies]

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[Attack on Titan]

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[Glee/Corey Monteith]

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05. [SPOILERS for Despicable Me 2]

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06. [SPOILERS for Ace Attorney]

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07. [WARNING for underage]

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08. [WARNING for gore, violence]

[Atonement, Wanted, Last King of Scotland, X-Men First Class]

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09. [WARNING for rape]

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10. [WARNING for death]

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Had to tell any customer that came into the 20 items or less line that it was the twenty item or less line. Guy with eighty items come into my lane. I tell him. He gets so pissy with me and threatens to come to my line whenever he sees me, like a child taking a tantrum. Another guy, who had a full cart of items, was bitching about having to wait in line. He asks me if he can go to the ten item or less line, and I tell him "No, tat's for ten items or less" and he fumes and tells me "You lose customer today!". Yeah okay buddy.

A man wanted -30 cents- off of a gift card. I tell him that I can't unload gift cards, but maybe the service desk could help him. They send him back to me, for whatever reason, and he slams his hands down onto the belt right in front of me screaming about wanting his *damn* 30 cents. An AP kicked him out of the store thankfully.

We were WICKED short on bags. I mean, to the point where we had to use large bags, because we ran out of the normal small ones. Anyway, I have to conserve my bags, so I tell a customer who wants me to double bag BREAD. FUCKING BREAD. that I was told to not double bag light items because we were having a shortage on bags. He told me it wasn't his problem, and took as many bags as he could.

I ran out of dollar bills, and my CSM was away and wasn't coming to check on my blinking light. A couple comes into my lane and their change is a dollar. I give them four quarters, and apologize for not having any dollar bills. They BITCH and stand in line, getting in the way of the other customers. They wait there for A HALF HOUR, because four quarters just weren't good enough.

Extreme couponers are the worst. And I know people do need coupons, no, I'm talking about the people who use a TON of them, doubles, triples, trying to get everything for free. This one woman came into my line with a cart loaded with stuff. I rang it up, and then bam, she whips out a binder full of coupons. Now, I adhere to the coupon policy, no exceptions. So I slowly go through all of them, handing her back the expired coupons, or the coupons that were for items she didn't actually have. (Sneaky). She ended up having to pay twenty dollars+her foodstamps. She screams at me "Why do I have to pay?!!?!" and I tell her that's just her balance. She takes her stuff and walks two feet from my register and goes over her receipt like a hawk, then she leaves.

Speaking of coupons, this one lady tried to use one on a box of cereal. I tell her the coupon is for two boxes, not one, and continue to ring her up. She sends one of her children TO GET ANOTHER BOX and then slams the couple down. "WILL IT WORK NOW?!" and I said "yes, but you didn't need to..." "YOU SAID I HAD TO!" and blahblah. If she was only planning on buying one box, why get another one? She spent more money than she had to. FFS.

Oh, and then a guy came in and said "Excuse me Sir" (I'm a woman, obviously a woman, so wow on his part) and asks for a basket. I tell him that the store only has four and I looked through all the registers for one, they were all out. I was on my fifteen and told him there were none and apologized. He starts bitching about how I should get him one, and how "They HELP people at K-Mart!". As if I could pull a basket out of my ass. Hmmmmm.

Wow, you poor thing... you must hate human beings.

I saw a toddler be brought into the store with a bloody nose, because his mother was brushed up against by another woman. She followed her out to her car and punched her in the face (they were both holding babies) The boyfriend of the other woman tackled her and they both went down. The baby hit face first onto the concrete.

I was told to clean up some tissues and trash thrown around the aisles and caught MRSA a month before Christmas. Had to have surgery a few days after Christmas, and get the wounds wicked every few days.

A woman threatened to 'punch my face in', because she kept hitting cancel on the keypad to put in credit. I kept telling her that hitting cancel canceled the whole thing, and she had to hit 'change payment type, then credit'

I waited on a woman that was trying to buy cigarettes, while talking loudly on the phone She was begging someone on the other line to give her money, or else her kids were going to starve, etc. All the while she was attempting to buy twenty dollars worth of cigs. She couldn't though, because she didn't have a valid form of ID.

So, yeah.

...I have no words.

[ SECRET POST #2397 ]

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