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[ SECRET POST #2399 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2399 ⌋

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[Picture as a letter selection screen from a videogame using Game Genie?]

I can't enjoy most of my favorite classic Nintendo games without using Game Genie cheats. Admitting this in public is basically gamer suicide.

[Picture is Cosima Niehaus from the TV show "Orphan Black". She is a woman with light olive skin, dark eyes and long dark hair pulled partially back with one hand. She is wearing a crimson shirt, a golden zigzagging necklace, black-rimmed eyeglasses a crimson wristwatch, an elegant bracelet and a few rings on her fingers. She has a tattoo of a snail-like creature on her right forearm, near the wrist. She is posing in a promotional picture with one arm raised up and resting the hand against her slightly tilted head, and the other one raised horizontally and with the hand resting against her hair. Both of her hands are partially folded.]

Least favorite character. I thought she was unforgivably stupid and arrogant. I don't know why she's the most popular character on tumblr. Is it just the lesbian sex?

Secret because: I am not sure if I hate her so much because she reminds me of myself or because she reminds me of Tatiana. I can't win.

[Picture is Maggie Chan from a poster for the movie "The Expendables 2". She is a woman with straight long black hair, pale skin and wearing dark soldier-type clothing and holding a machine gun?]

I love how her character was treated in this movie. She wasn't a damsel in distress, she was able to keep up with the badassery of the male characters, didn't need to be rescued any more than the men did, and didn't become a love interest. I wish more female characters were as badass as her.

You wouldn't think The Expendables 2 would be great for a genuinely strong, well written female character, but she's one of my favorite movie badasses because she doesn't take shit from anyone and kicked ass whenever possible. I wish there was more of a fandom for these movies, because she needs fanart.

[Picture is the logo of the podcast "Welcome To Night Vale". It's a town at night with a purple sky, a crescent moon that looks like part of a sinister eye, an electricity pole, a water tower, and a barn or house with an antenna.]

I love this show. But I hate the stupid song weather segment. I don't know if the songs are supposed to be funny but they just annoy me. I have seriously been thinking of editing them out of my copies.

[Picture is the cast of the TV show "Power Rangers Megaforce". They are three young men and two young women sanding and kneeling next to a row of school lockers. One of the women has long blond hair and is wearing a white blouse, black pants and a black sweater. The other woman has long brown hair and is wearing a white blouse, pink shorts and a blue denim jacket. One of the men has short dark hair, a red v-necked T-shirt, a dark jacket and black pants. Another man has short curly dark hair and is wearing eye-glasses, a blue shirt, a dark blue jacket and khaki pants. The last man has short dark hair, and is wearing a dark T-shirt, a dark sweatshirt and blue denim pants. They all have light skin or lightly tanned light skin.]

I have a hard time caring about things that aren't Power Rangers.

[Picture is a man cosplaying Ryuuji Takasu from the anime "Toradora". He is wearing a white T-shirt and a cream-colored apron over that, with the pictures of cartoon cows over it. He is in a kitchen moving a wooden spatula or spoon inside a pot.]

My absolute favorite archetype for male characters is the housewife/"motherly" type. I really don't know what that says about me.

(Picture is a cosplay of Ryuuji from Toradora)

Thank you, secret maker, for telling me who it was and from where. You've saved me time. :3

[Picture is official art of the male player character and the female player character of the videogames Pokémon Black and Pokémon White. The male character is a teenager with slightly spiky medium-length brown hair and brown eyes, wearing a blue jacket, dark gray pants, red sports shoes, a black and blue messenger back and a red, black and white baseball cap. The female character is a teenager with blue eyes and long brown hair pulled up in a fluffy high ponytail, with two locks of hair hanging from the sides of her head. She is wearing a white shirt, a small black vest, short blue shorts, black ankle-high boots, black wristbands, a light red or pink messenger bag and a white and light red or pink baseball cap.]

I don't use potions during battles with other trainers, even in-game ones, like it's "cheating" if I do. This includes berries but most stat-boosting items are okay. I even do this with gym leaders who use hyper potions.

Secret because: Oh my god, I'm insane!

[Picture is Lord Voldemort and Lucius Malfoy from the movie "Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 1". Lord Voldemort is a bald man with a flat nose and no facial hair. He has pale skin with the veins showing. He is wearing a dark robe and is standing next to a table, with his hand in front of Lucius in the posture of someone demanding to be given an object. He is looking at Lucius expectantly. Lucius Malfoy is a man with longish pale blond hair, light skin and a slightly unshaven face. He is wearing a light blue shirt and dark clothing over that. He is sitting down on an elegant dark chair at the table, and looking apprehensively at Voldemort's hand.]

Nothing will convince me that Voldemort didn't do more to humiliate Lucius than merely break his wand.

[Picture is Cinderella from the Disney animated movie of the same name. She is wearing a sleeveless pink dress with with edges and pale pink bows. She has slightly long dark blonde hair with a pink bow over it. She is wearing a blue necklace and red lipstick. She has blue eyes. She is standing at the bottom of an elegant curving staircase.]

I liked this dress more than her silver one.

[Picture is a couple of posters from two tumblr pages:

One is titled "Gaming Things that make you RAGE" and has a red background and in white the silhouette of a Dual Shock game controller and the words "KEEP CALM" crossed out. Instead it says "AND RAGE QUIT!" Beneath the poster is the text: "Everyone has that one level or boss that they never want to beat again, even if it"

The second poster is titled "Gaming Things that give you feels" and has a blue background and in white has the outlines of a box of tissues and a Super Nintendo game controller, with the text "KEEP CALM AND HOLD YOUR GAMING FEELS" beneath them. Beneath the poster is the text: "Have you ever played a game that made you cry? Or made you so happy that your heart just ached? It doesn't necessarily"]

I've been a gamer most of my life. But I was recently browsing these two tumblr blogs when I realized something... I've had more rage moments in gaming than moments that gave me 'feels'. This made me sad because I thought O loved my hobby. But I couldn't even list more than 5 game moments that made me happy or emotional. But I could list over 100 that pissed me off. [sad face emoticon]

[Picture is a tumblr post reblogged by the writer Neil Gaiman. It's a black and white picture of Gaiman's wife, the musician Amanda Palmer. She has dark hair pulled up and pale skin. She is wearing a black bra and a dark layered skirt. She has her arms raised upwards and slightly bent, with her hands meeting above her head. She has her back half-turned to the camera and is looking at the camera over her shoulder.

Beneath the photo is the text from the original post by "apvy": "I LOVE this woman". It was then reblogged by "amandapalmer" with the text: "old skool! photo by pixie, skirt by skin graft" and then finally reblogged by "neil-gaiman" with the text: "At 6:30 tonight I pick up this woman from the airport. And then I am going offline. No tumblr, twitter, email, texts. Nuffink, for at least 36 hours. Just so you know. In case you were wondering." It has 1,236 notes (the total number of "reblogs" and "likes").]

I always assumed the comments about his marriage to a much younger woman being a mid-life crisis thing were just jealous haters talking UNTIL THIS POST. Even I feel embarrassed for him now.

[Picture is the logo of the toy dolls brand "Monster High".]

I find most of the modifications people do to be overly similar and ugly. *In before a crack at the manufactured dolls. But people clamor for them.

[Picture is the drawing of a man with light curled hair and pale skin wearing a black top hat, a dress jacket and a shirt with a very tall stiff neck. He is holding a monocle daintily in his hand.]

I used to have such a great time reading fanfics, but for a while now I start thinking "oh, that character would never do that/say that/act that way/do that for a living", etc. I used to hate elitist fanfic readers, that every single character had to be perfectly In Character for a fic to be "good". Somewhere along the way I became one and I hate it. It stole my fandom fun. Is this a secret? IDIC.

[Picture is the logotype of the internet T-shirt shop "Made With Awesome". It's red text over a white background that has its right lower corner peel up like a sticker and forms an arrow pointing at the text. That white background is in turn over a red background with the texture of fabric.]

You know what? I don't just think I'm a good fanfic writer. I think I'm an awesome fanfic writer. I love my fics. I love my writing. I will totally bask in the amazingness of some of my lines.

Secret because: ahahaha, yeah, just try telling any group of writers that you don't think everything you write is utter shit.

[Picture is a photograph of the actress Amanda Bynes when she was younger and one now that she's an adult. In the first one she has lightly tanned pale skin, long brown hair partially done up and is wearing a salmon long-sleeved blouse, a necklace, bracelets and earrings. She is smiling at the camera and leaning against the backrest of a chair. In the newer picture she is wearing a big white cap, long messy pale blonde hair that might be a wig, a dark blue jacket over a dark blue sweatshirt and huge sunglasses. She is pouting and looking at a smartphone.]

What worries me most about her breakdown? That people are going to blame it on Nickelodeon the same way they blame Disney for what happened to Britney, Lindsay, Miley, etc. And I've done the latter a lot. I feel like such a hypocrite.

Secret because: Dammit, self, this is someone with real problems, grow up and get your priorities straight.

[Picture is the cast from the "American Pie" movie franchise. They are five men standing next to a guardrail in suits, with blue and golden balloons behind them. One of them has slightly dark or very tanned skin and curly dark hair and a short beard and mustache. The other four have pale skin and short dark hair. Some of them are smiling at something off-screen, while the others look on more seriously.]

One True Fivesome.

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