[ SECRET POST #2409 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2409 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 037 secrets from Secret Submission Post #344.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

07. http://i.imgur.com/3w7Qhbb.jpg

[insanenoodlyguy]

Pure smut... I missed those kindsa secrets and didn't know it!

Btw OP... relevant to your interests!

[insanenoodlyguy]

NSFW
http://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/70/b2/70b2da0081870e2c5572800e88df6def.jpg

Re: Btw OP... relevant to your interests!

[tabaqui]

Access denied! Hotlinking not allowed.

(frozen comment)

[(Anonymous)]

I want her to cut your misogynistic little prick off and nail it to your fucking forehead.

(frozen comment)

[(Anonymous)]

Predictable. Please, trolls, be more original.

(frozen comment)

[(Anonymous)]

Haha.

This is funny because when I read it I assumed OP was a woman talking about cunnilingus but I guess they would've used "eating out" in that case.

(frozen comment)

[tabaqui]

*rolls eyes*

(frozen comment)

[(Anonymous)]

/facepalm

This is why people hate women.

(frozen comment) But what if she needs some cock?

[insanenoodlyguy]

Fighting zombies is fucking rough anon. Jill's life has sucked. Maybe she WANTS some cock, you ever think about that? Some people like giving head ya misogynist cock blocker.

(frozen comment)

[case]

Let's not feed the troll please.

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[transcriptanon]

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[Picture is Jill Valentine from the videogame "Resident Evil". She is a woman with pale skin, light blue eyes and short brown hair reaching her chin. She is wearing a military type grayish-blue beret with a shield or logo on the front. She is wearing a gray blouse with gray-blue shoulder pads as armor. She looks serious.]

I want Jill to suck me off while staring up at me with her beautiful blue eyes.

[(Anonymous)]

My god, this is the most perfectly-crafted troll secret I've seen in years. Bravo.

[fingalsanteater]

No it's not.

[(Anonymous)]

No, it's not. You're like the disabled kid in basketball line ups. You're trying really hard, but you're clearly not made for trolling. It's awkward. That's the kind of troll you are.

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, I'll bite. Why is this a troll secret? (I'm not familiar with the fandom, for the record. The OP's sentiment just doesn't seem any dirtier or nastier than what I see floating around fandom daily. Does it have something to do with the specific character pictured?)

[fingalsanteater]

I think OP is the same troll who got their thread frozen.

[(Anonymous)]

i guess i'm missing something too, because this secret is pretty vanilla compared to some of the fetishes i've seen in fandoms.

or is it only offensive when a guy is the one doing the fantasizing? o_O

[(Anonymous)]

IDGI either?

[(Anonymous)]

Why is this a secret? I thought people on the internet are generally very vocal about which (human) characters they'd like to fuck and wouldn't mind someone expressing their fantasies. Especially when it's about cocksucking. I see that shit even under youtube vids of Strawberry Shortcake x__x

[(Anonymous)]

Even in the male dominated video game fandom, most people will cringe at someone admitting such a thing.

Personally, OP, Jill's not my thing. I'd rather have Chris suck my dick. Whatever works for you, though. Enjoy your fantasy. I hope you find a nice girl to fulfill it for you!

[(Anonymous)]

Even the non-human characters get a fair bit of loving.

Give me a piece of Wesker and his technically-dead lips any day!

[(Anonymous)]

i have the same fantasy about big boss.

[(Anonymous)]

We all do, anon. We all do.

[(Anonymous)]

This feels more like a tumblr confession than a fandom secret.