[ SECRET POST #2409 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2409 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[fingalsanteater]

Omfg. That's fucking sad and hilarious. Like, I want to laugh and cry.

[(Anonymous)]

http://thelapine.ca/gov-perry-unable-to-find-vagina-on-anatomical-doll/

As reporters began shouting questions at Governor Perry, he and security team agents huddled around the medical-training doll with Chief of Staff Billy B. Adair seen talking quietly into Perry’s ear.

“Hell, I was close,” said Perry, shrugging to the crowd in the room as he was shuffled out of the room speaking back over his shoulder.

“It’s all about protecting unborn life not about where some gal’s body parts are. I knew it was there somewhere…” he could be heard saying as his voice trailed off into the hallway.

Senator Davis, who filibustered the first attempt to pass the abortion bill, said she couldn’t stop laughing because Perry’s comments were so “scary, scary stupid.”

“He just compared women’s bodies to his Chevy Suburban,” said Davis loudly over the buzz of talking in the room.

“Governor Perry couldn’t find a vagina today. Governor Perry couldn’t find a vagina even if you put a post-it note on it.”