[ SECRET POST #2411 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2411 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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10.
[Supernatural/Jensen Ackles]


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[Mathias Lillmåns of Finntroll; Jonne Järvelä of Korpiklaani; Heri Joensen of Týr]


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12.
[Welcome to Night Vale]


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13. [repeat]


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[The Sweeney]


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15.
[Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger, RP]


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[Bioshock Infinite: Burial at Sea]


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[NCIS]


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[Fire Emblem: Awakening]


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[Daniel Sharman/Teen Wolf]


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[Chris Hardwick and Janet Varney]


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[ ----- SPOILERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]













21. [SPOILERS for Transformers Prime]



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22. [SPOILERS for Harry Potter]



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[ ----- TRIGGERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]

















23. [SPOILERS for Strawberry Night, Strawberry Night: Invisible Rain]
[WARNING for rape]




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24. [WARNING for depression, abuse, suicide]

[Harry Potter]


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Notes:

Sorry about that, miscounted during the week and it was a bit longer than usual.

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #344.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

04. http://i.imgur.com/MJgov5n.jpg?1

[(Anonymous)]

WTF is wrong with you?

[(Anonymous)]

Old school F!S. Missed these kinds of secrets.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sure you're expecting WTF, but ... is that it? I don't see why you need to keep this a secret. This is fairly boring.

[fingalsanteater]

I missed these kinds of secrets.

<3

[(Anonymous)]

LOVE THE JAMES JOYCE REFERENCE

[forgottenjester]

They're baaaaack~

I'm confused

[iceyred]

How does James Joyce factor into this? I just read his wikipedia page and it never mentions anything remotely connected to this secret.

[reactions_r_us]

[(Anonymous)]

Why did you have to mention those letters. No. Why. NO.

[sootyowl]

I lol'd. I've read the letter between Joyce and his wife. They were... interesting to say the least.

[silverr]

I am laughing so hard right now my ribs hurt.

[elaminator]

TMI

[(Anonymous)]

I was thoroughly ass fucked earlier and when I was in the bathroom just now, noisily expelling some santorum, I thought of this secret- and of you, OP. :D

(True story.)

warning because farts

[transcriptanon]

warning because farts

[Picture is actor Benedict Cumberbatch.]

I want to sit on his face and let out a wet far that James Joyce and his wife would be proud of. I think he'd dig it.

[(Anonymous)]

You are too highbrow for me.

[(Anonymous)]

This is a silly reference to the fact that BC said his name sounded like a "wet fart", isn't it.

And the award for the best secret I've ever read goes to OP

[elephantinegrace]

Seriously, I'm still laughing. I suspect that once I stop I'll try to gouge my brain out of my skull because I only just managed to forget that damn Cracked article! (Completely NSFL.)

[seventh_seal]

"The smallest things give me a great cockstand - a whorish movement of your mouth, a little brown stain on the seat of your white drawers, a sudden dirty word spluttered out by your wet lips, a sudden immodest noise made by you behind and then a bad smell slowly curling up out of your backside."

Fuck Google?! Or did I just learn there's more to Joyce than unreadable prose?

[(Anonymous)]

You get a few points for originality.

[applemagpie]

Ok, I've heard about these James Joyce letters, but now I've just got to go read them

[(Anonymous)]

I was grossed out and disapproving of this secret, right up until "I think he'd dig it".

A+, anon! Genuinely laughed out loud!

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh, that photo.

[(Anonymous)]

I remember once seeing a book of romantic letters throughout history, or something similar. Joyce wasn't in there, which was both unsurprising and disappointing.