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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2013-08-09 07:11 pm

[ SECRET POST #2411 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2411 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Supernatural/Jensen Ackles]


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[Mathias Lillmåns of Finntroll; Jonne Järvelä of Korpiklaani; Heri Joensen of Týr]


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[Welcome to Night Vale]


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13. [repeat]


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[The Sweeney]


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[Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger, RP]


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[Bioshock Infinite: Burial at Sea]


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[NCIS]


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[Fire Emblem: Awakening]


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[Daniel Sharman/Teen Wolf]


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[Chris Hardwick and Janet Varney]


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21. [SPOILERS for Transformers Prime]



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22. [SPOILERS for Harry Potter]



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[ ----- TRIGGERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]

















23. [SPOILERS for Strawberry Night, Strawberry Night: Invisible Rain]
[WARNING for rape]




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24. [WARNING for depression, abuse, suicide]

[Harry Potter]


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Notes:

Sorry about that, miscounted during the week and it was a bit longer than usual.

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #344.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

(Anonymous) 2013-08-09 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
WTF is wrong with you?

(Anonymous) 2013-08-09 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Old school F!S. Missed these kinds of secrets.

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(Anonymous) 2013-08-09 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you're expecting WTF, but ... is that it? I don't see why you need to keep this a secret. This is fairly boring.

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[personal profile] fingalsanteater 2013-08-09 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I missed these kinds of secrets.

<3

(Anonymous) 2013-08-09 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
LOVE THE JAMES JOYCE REFERENCE
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[personal profile] forgottenjester 2013-08-09 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
They're baaaaack~
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I'm confused

[personal profile] iceyred 2013-08-09 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
How does James Joyce factor into this? I just read his wikipedia page and it never mentions anything remotely connected to this secret.

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(Anonymous) 2013-08-09 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Why did you have to mention those letters. No. Why. NO.

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[personal profile] sootyowl 2013-08-09 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)


I lol'd. I've read the letter between Joyce and his wife. They were... interesting to say the least.
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[personal profile] silverr 2013-08-09 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I am laughing so hard right now my ribs hurt.

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TMI

(Anonymous) 2013-08-10 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
I was thoroughly ass fucked earlier and when I was in the bathroom just now, noisily expelling some santorum, I thought of this secret- and of you, OP. :D

(True story.)

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warning because farts

[personal profile] transcriptanon 2013-08-10 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
warning because farts

[Picture is actor Benedict Cumberbatch.]

I want to sit on his face and let out a wet far that James Joyce and his wife would be proud of. I think he'd dig it.

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(Anonymous) 2013-08-10 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
You are too highbrow for me.

(Anonymous) 2013-08-10 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
This is a silly reference to the fact that BC said his name sounded like a "wet fart", isn't it.

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And the award for the best secret I've ever read goes to OP

[personal profile] elephantinegrace 2013-08-10 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously, I'm still laughing. I suspect that once I stop I'll try to gouge my brain out of my skull because I only just managed to forget that damn Cracked article! (Completely NSFL.)

[personal profile] seventh_seal 2013-08-10 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
"The smallest things give me a great cockstand - a whorish movement of your mouth, a little brown stain on the seat of your white drawers, a sudden dirty word spluttered out by your wet lips, a sudden immodest noise made by you behind and then a bad smell slowly curling up out of your backside."

Fuck Google?! Or did I just learn there's more to Joyce than unreadable prose?

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(Anonymous) 2013-08-10 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
You get a few points for originality.

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[personal profile] applemagpie 2013-08-10 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Ok, I've heard about these James Joyce letters, but now I've just got to go read them

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(Anonymous) 2013-08-10 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
I was grossed out and disapproving of this secret, right up until "I think he'd dig it".

A+, anon! Genuinely laughed out loud!

(Anonymous) 2013-08-10 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh, that photo.

(Anonymous) 2013-08-10 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I remember once seeing a book of romantic letters throughout history, or something similar. Joyce wasn't in there, which was both unsurprising and disappointing.